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@chrisaldanaLLC @__ullr__ @AOC Nobody will read your book you bald miserable fuck

@__ullr__ @AOC @teevirus Writing books and teaching about personal restoration will be my legacy. I would challenge @AOC to a debate any day of the week; she and I are the same age. It’d be purely fair game. christopheraldana.com

This is a threat of genocide and merits removal from office. The President’s mental faculties are collapsing and cannot be trusted. To every individual in the President’s chain of command: You have a duty to refuse illegal orders. That includes carrying out this threat.

@ToTheMadMax @IranArmyMedia Dig deep? Everyone knows Trump fucked kids

@IranArmyMedia Wow, digging deep in your propaganda playbook for that zinger! 🤡 Besides, I thought you sick Islamic pigs like your child brides. Funny you should mention pedophilia, as you're highly practiced at it.

Dear Americans, Your President is a Pedophile

@timsoret Please go there. We don't need pedo supporters like yourself here.

Frankly I hope I can join your ranks one day. I'm done with the morally smug, economically illiterate, declinist mindset here. We think we're so cultured & so smart, but it's mostly masturbatory. Americans keep demonstrating their uniquely actionable & pragmatic intelligence.

As a European, I apologize to Americans for all the idiocy coming from our side. You save your pilots no matter the cost. You send humans to the moon. You fight authoritarianism head-on. It's truly inspiring. We're on the wrong side of the moral equation.

@ianfsher @keithedwards We hate pedophiles, unlike you people. Pedo lovers.

@keithedwards Aren't the lefty's supposed to the caring, morally superior people!! 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ Yet, they celebrate when anyone they don't agree with die or gets hurt!!! Absolutely lunatics, all of them!

I’m so worried. What if the president is ok?

@ScotFootyLover @SkyBet Name a massive club he's played against and hasn't scored against then big boy

@SkyBet He’s a flat track bully

Every club Erling Haaland has scored a hat-trick against 🎩 Brann 🇳🇴 Parndorf 🇦🇹 Wolfsberger (x2) 🇦🇹 TSV Hartberg 🇦🇹 Genk 🇧🇪 Augsberg 🇩🇪 Hertha Berlin 🇩🇪 Wehen Wiesbaden 🇩🇪 Bochum 🇩🇪 Crystal Palace 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Nottingham Forest 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Manchester United 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Wolverhampton Wanderers (x2) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 RB Leipzig 🇩🇪 Burnley 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Fulham 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Luton Town 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Ipswich Town 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 West Ham 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 𝙇𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙥𝙤𝙤𝙡 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🤖🤖🤖

@TIMCumm88602720 @Steve_Beans @its_Lexieroy You entered WW2 because Hitler declared war on you, not because you wanted to interfere or be the good guy. At least read basic history before you embarrass yourself.

@Steve_Beans @Midazon @its_Lexieroy No the next time there's a war in Europe we leave ourselves out of it. We bring our troops home we let Europe destroy itself and we eat popcorn while they're doing it. And when they're done destroying themselves it'll be world Peace

🚨 HOLY CRAP! SecWar Pete Hegseth just dropped a truth nuke on NATO “You don't have much of an ALLIANCE if you have countries that are not willing to STAND with you when you need them!” NATO is officially on notice. President Trump never forgets.

@TIMCumm88602720 @Steve_Beans @its_Lexieroy Hopefully!

@Midazon @Steve_Beans @its_Lexieroy Here's my solution

@TIMCumm88602720 @Steve_Beans @its_Lexieroy Cry harder pedo defender

@Steve_Beans @its_Lexieroy Pussies

@TheRealDMoNI @GTazDevil @Altanon @its_Lexieroy Iran is not an enemy of Europe

@GTazDevil @Altanon @its_Lexieroy But if it’s a enemy that we have together why would you say no unless you are scared of them nato and Europe are just weak and when we leave nato Russia will take all over Europe

@Borealhunt @fivestarmichael @mazzenilsson Sweden taking Norway? Lololol never in a million years

Hear me out...😁

@Score90_ Berg is not getting in the team. It will be Fredrik Aursnes (Benfica)

With just 5.6 million inhabitants, Norway must be one of the best, if not the very best, football nations in the world. 🇳🇴🔥

@NFL_Future_GM @NFL_DovKleiman Who the fuck is Sean Taylor

@NFL_DovKleiman Soccer is for cupcakes and Girl Scouts, Show me one soccer player’s highlights that are as fun to watch as Sean Taylor’s highlights

Wow: President Donald Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport named football. "This is football, there is no question about it. We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff." 😬😬😬

@Lijimist174309 @VFinnishProbs Your* (twice). Hopefully US schools will be opened again one day

@VFinnishProbs You're boredom will end soon once word get out you're on you're own. Get ready for deterrence to fail.

Getting really bored of MAGA ranting about "freeloading" Europeans. The US does not spend a trillion dollars "on NATO." It spends it on a vast global military empire, with a mere 3.6% going toward their bases in Europe. Meanwhile us "freeloading" Europeans spend $454 billion on our own defence. The "freeloading" story is and always has been a lie to keep Americans angry and Europeans compliant.

@JulieBoudicca @DarthNigtmare @JoelTheDane No need to "level up" considerably. Only the US who's been playing world police thinks they need to blast 13% of their annual budget on that shit. And if you truly believe that about your dumbass tariffs then I am sorry for you.

@Midazon @DarthNigtmare @JoelTheDane If you think “you will be fine” you don’t understand anything. What you’ve sent to Ukraine will look like child’s play compared to what you’ll have to spend to level up. Our economy is doing great & will continue to do so. Tariffs have brought $18 trillion in new investment

NATO 2026 BUDGET CONTRIBUTIONS 1. Germany 🇩🇪 767,282,600€ 2. USA 🇺🇸 767,282,580€ 3. United Kingdom 🇬🇧 531,690,651€ 4. France 🇫🇷 520,086,609€ 5. Italy 🇮🇹 411,469,885€ 6. Canada 🇨🇦 338,983,229€ 7. Türkiye 🇹🇷 324,388,082€ 8. Spain 🇪🇸 297,473,292€ 9. Netherlands 🇳🇱 180,259,075€ 10. Poland 🇵🇱 174,076,087€ 11. Belgium 🇧🇪 106,650,111€ 12. Sweden 🇸🇪 101,867,433€ 13. Norway 🇳🇴 86,505,205€ 14. Romania 🇷🇴 82,875,724€ 15. Denmark 🇩🇰 66,257,334€ 16. Czechia 🇨🇿 59,842,677€ 17. Portugal 🇵🇹 55,090,888€ 18. Finland 🇫🇮 47,852,519€ 19. Greece 🇬🇷 47,507,590€ 20. Hungary 🇭🇺 44,315,706€ 21. Slovakia 🇸🇰 25,632,888€ 22. Bulgaria 🇧🇬 23,146,307€ 23. Croatia 🇭🇷 18,147,405€ 24. Lithuania 🇱🇹 15,475,489€ 25. Slovenia 🇸🇮 12,829,314€ 26. Latvia 🇱🇻 9,045,387€ 27. Luxembourg 🇱🇺 8,818,867€ 28. Estonia 🇪🇪 7,361,926€ 29. Albania 🇦🇱 5,575,501€ 30. Iceland 🇮🇸 4,370,822€ 31. North Macedonia 🇲🇰 4,175,190€ 32. Montenegro 🇲🇪 1,863,648€ #NATO

@JulieBoudicca @DarthNigtmare @JoelTheDane Nah we will be fine. We can easily cover what you do. You'll lose even more soft power in Europe and your economy will suffer, though.

@DarthNigtmare @JoelTheDane It doesn’t matter to America, except of course we save the tens of billions we spend annually on NATO joint bases. But for European taxpayers, it’s going to matter a LOT.

@Murumba_Bharuwa @Vijyii1 @flexhamed @UwhmExusiai Oh, so now the goal post moved? You literally mentioned players at Chelsea and Bayern that can't get a second of playing time and/or are irrelevant. Ryerson has been electric for BvB. I'd rather have key players for Benfica (Aursnes, Schjelderup) than bench warmers for big clubs

@Midazon @Vijyii1 @flexhamed @UwhmExusiai LOL. Who is at Dortmund is the question. Dortmund isn't going to play for Norway.

Idk what people are basing Norway being better than Senegal on

@YdEvangelism @JussiPuska1 @flexhamed @DCUEmp_prinzy Hilarious man

@Midazon @JussiPuska1 @flexhamed @DCUEmp_prinzy Lol, they would. Greece won it. Denmark won it. Senegal is 10 times better

@Moviebuff1224 @bratricek @lighthousbeacon You're confusing (or misleading) your defense budget with that of NATO. You're free to use all your resources on military, but it has nothing to do with the NATO budget. It will be fine even without the US. Your bases in Asia has nothing to do with out welfare state.

@Midazon @bratricek @lighthousbeacon You may want to check your numbers bud Total Defense Spending: The U.S. accounts for about 62% of the total defense spending of all NATO allies combined as of 2025.

Let me get this straight: You are locked in a war on the other side of the globe, completely dependent on European infrastructure literaly begging for us to join and you feel like flexing against a continent of several former empires with unmatched history of warfare is good, because former commie empire is digged in 2nd world country for 4 years unable to even stop the destruction of its own oil infrastructure. Buddy, you are not gonna believe that, but Germany stopping being gay, green and woke is not bad for us, but for you. Your entire world dominance stands on a deal that Europe will not militarise and will follow your lead.

@mharkhisio @sergmfc @KiokoAlex8 @flexhamed Lol sure. I reckon our (Norway) second team/reserves would qualify for the WC in place of Senegal in that group with ease.

@sergmfc @KiokoAlex8 @flexhamed DR congo will beat everyone in the Norway group

@gheeshoekey @DoddyLil56495 @Ianm996 @sergmfc @flexhamed Even if that happens, UEFA teams are still way better than AFCON ones

@DoddyLil56495 @Ianm996 @sergmfc @flexhamed I'll bookmark this tweet for the day they get hammered by Senegal.