ZEUS 𓃵🐐
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ZEUS 𓃵🐐
@MrCave9
Anti racist, king of cruise , open minded type , I love writing and giving ideas on comedy skits #MUFC
Bergabung Eylül 2019
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@DoyinNuella I’ve bookmarked this
Come 15th or 16th of April I will make use of it
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@DoyinNuella @Lawizzy470802 This guy don suffer
Na karma sha because his father na pundit too
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@DoyinNuella @OptaJoe But your manager sees something different,he is seeing a future converted winger in him na
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@coolented @ejykmykel1 @TemmyDeeds I told a friend about this yesterday,he was frozen for like 20mins asking same question over and over
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Yes ohhh. That’s the crazy thing about law.
You walk into your house, you see someone straffing your wife, you pick a cutlass right there and then and hit him. A good lawyer would totally absolve you of wrong doing.
Same scenario, you stepped out of the room to pick a cutlass and then hit the man. He dies, that is straight up murder and you go do jail.
Almost same scenario, different outcome as one is considered pre meditated
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BARR. IKPEAMA: Why did you pòìsoñ the deceased?
DEFENDANT: I did not pòisòn him.
BARR. IKPEAMA: Then what exactly happened?
DEFENDANT: He was actually the one who tried to pòisòn me.
BARR. IKPEAMA: Yet you are alive, and he is dèàd?
DEFENDANT: Yes. He làçed my drink when I stepped away to ùriñate. The bar manager noticed it and alerted me. He advised me to switch the drinks, which I did.
BARR. IKPEAMA: Where is this bar manager?
DEFENDANT: He should still be at the bar. There is also CCTV footage that captured everything.
BARR. IKPEAMA: My Lord, we respectfully apply to subpoena the bar manager and request a short adjournment to enable us present this evidence.
JUDGE: Matter adjourned to 18th March 2026.
All I'm court: As court pleases.
Check comment for continuation....

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@PSGbrasil @_Tallest_21 I never 8-2 say that admin undoubtedly deserve a pay raise
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@UtdTomero He’s just a photographer with no awards or recognition he’s just there to take pictures and keep on his flash drive nothing more
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A certain Nigerian photographer who was raised to limelight by Osimhen went behind his keypad to downgrade the performances and personal hustle of a professional footballer.
A X user matched his Energy and Logic by using the same metrics he used to downplay and ridicule Bruno Fernandes on him and that man has been crying non stop for 24 hours about how they are attacking him personally and trying to gaslight.
So dear Mr photo journalist, it is okay to ridicule the personal hustle of someone else but it becomes childish and local when your own hustle is ridiculed? Funny thing is that they were even telling you fact with your quantity photos.

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@PoojaMedia I have a 22yrs old friend that’s has won multiple recognized awards as a photographer,
Ti e da brother miiii
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2 have won the Premier League, La Liga, Champions League & Ballon d'Or when they hit 300 games tho.
LiveScore@livescore
Bruno Fernandes took fewer games to reach 100 goals and 100 assists than Messi and Ronaldo 👑 An incredible achievement 👏
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@PoojaMedia I understand the atije atimu part but egbon you are too old for this na,
E just be like make I dey use people wey dey take passport photograph for market dey compare you ehn,
Journalist wey no get blog
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@_AVFCOlly They have hit a run like we did and we have hit a run like they did it happens in football, it’s also helped them having a manager going back to basics and only in one competition and there not missing there 3 best players.
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@Ayoelesho @EnekwechiPeter Most people especially male genders do not realize their father’s sacrifice until after his death,
I am a typical example.
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Those men who leave work at 5 pm and use their cars to run Uber till 11 pm, sleep for 4 hours, then wake up before 5 am to run Uber till they resume work at 9 am, who do you think they're working for?
Big Uncle@Usmanashafe
A mother can sell all her jewelry and inherited land to raise her children Can a father sell his only car to pay the school fees of his child?
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@AdamJoseph The ref was bad yesterday and contributed to the Newcastle time wasting tactics,but all this doesn’t justify how wasteful our players was yesterday
All thanks to Chelsea,all we have to do now is beat Aston villa and pick up again as losing is bound to happen at some point.
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@Bolarinwa_H @hiannaxd I Dey o
How that side na
Hope you are good
Been a while
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