Carl Johnson

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Carl Johnson

Carl Johnson

@NappingNed99

The Dragon of the West. Perhaps you've heard of me.

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Carl Johnson@NappingNed99·
UFM spotted (Unidentified Flying Mongolian)
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Carl Johnson@NappingNed99·
@afroxbabyyy What does a 26 year old have in common with a 17 year old???
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fooo@bitcoinpanda69·
As a stay at home husband, I spend most of my days and weeks lifting, tanning, training martial arts, and reading philosophy when my haggard, hedge fund manager wife gets home from her 110 hour a week j*b to fund my lifestyle, I gotta say I am so pissed off she has been neglecting me And she is always forgetting to pick up the milk at the store (I told her multiple times) I know it's bad, but if she's tired maybe she should work less? Also if she even gave a shit about me at all, she would find a way make the time for me and she's barely ever "in the mood" Anyway that's why I'm cheating on her, which she deserves
Fox & Friends First@FoxFriendsFirst

STAY-AT-HOME BOYFRIENDS: As Of Early 2026 Women Hold More Payroll Jobs Than Men In The U.S. Turning The Stay-At-Home Boyfriend Into An Economic Trend. Gen Z Influencer Maggie Anders Joined F&F First This Morning To React!

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Carl Johnson@NappingNed99·
@Richard_Vixen @NBlikes43312 I mean even after you stopped providing any labor utility we still keep you guys around, so I don’t think that’s a fair assessment at all
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mayrla@greedzland·
@Valistryingg I hate infidelity, but I understand her side. She was suffering, and he was spending all his time with a young girl, both locked in a studio, saying beautiful things to other women… while she was going through medical exams.
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Nicki@Nick314159Nick·
@FrenlyOfficer This is actually funny. I hope many more female celebrities get MeToo'd. Like a snake eating it's own tail
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Cara
Cara@metlifepaul·
love jack down but the full context is even weirder because imagine that you’re recovering from a surgery and your boyfriend is spending inordinate amounts of time uplifting and comforting a 17 year old girl. even if that was platonic care, idk i would probably cheat too.
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ellie@cowboylikellie2·
she doesn’t have noticeable substance abuse issues or public crashouts and that means she hasn’t “suffered” to a lot of people. her unfathomable resilience is used to act like she hasn’t been a public punching bag for almost two decades
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Sara 🌴@SarAllyce·
Now that people are waking up to the fact that the birth rate issue is actually a marriage issue, the lengths people are going to blame women for the marriage crisis are insane lmao
Sara 🌴 tweet media
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Carl Johnson@NappingNed99·
@rens3nware @kiiiiiheehee @metlifepaul Cheating on someone because they’re a groomer implies you knew about the grooming, did nothing about it, and chose to stay in the relationship instead of leaving.
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Carl Johnson@NappingNed99·
@metlifepaul That doesn’t fit the definition of emotional cheating unless you have Down syndrome tbh
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Cara
Cara@metlifepaul·
tbh i think people can throw emotional cheating around carelessly but if anything fits the definition, it’s that. and none of that is lordes fault bc when you’re young and an older guy is being very sweet and kind to you, you’re almost destined to fall for it, romantically or not
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KylieJean
KylieJean@wellwhateverbb·
@kiiiiiheehee @metlifepaul Of course someone like you focuses on the cheating aspect and not the fact that he was soliciting and comforting a 17 year old girl, and not his girlfriend in the hospital, when he was 33... lmao you utter simpleton
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alexandra
alexandra@ptichushka·
in college one of my roommates boyfriends dropped out of college and moved to our state to live rent free on the couch he would always charge upwards of 25 electric scooters in our tiny living room, which would start uncontrollably beeping at all hours of the night i once lost it at 3am during finals week because of this and told him to get a real job, to which he replied with, that charging scooters with the electricity i pay for was a real job
Gilberte de Saint-Loup@GilberteDSL

@girl_syndrome The worst roommate you will ever have is your roommate’s significant other

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