NEPHIE 💎

Food thread☺️ I’d be updating this thread with foods I cook for myself just ‘cause I like the idea of food and food aesthetics😍

He shaved his beard as a prank and his wife legitimately looks like she’s reconsidering her entire life. She really said, "I don't know if I can sleep with you tonight. it doesn't feel right." Is a beard a "personality trait," or are we just catfishing at this point?

@Mrbankstips As in coven meeting 😂

A gathering like this in Africa would've sent the whole neighbourhood into a frantic prayer mode

Makes you even more special

@Mrbankstips 6 months.

How long could you last?

@ThatSuccess_ @WEDONTRUSTYOUUU 😂😂😂

I miss 2go days. You tell a girl you love her, she tells you to prove it. You change your status to, "I'm madly in love with sexydiva231". Gbam, she's now your gf 😂

📌

If we’re not in love, closely related or talking business, I see no reason to call me as early as 7am😖

@olajumokeokenla Omg 😢

One of my friend’s aunts and her husband moved to the UK in 2023. A few months later, she got pregnant and lost it 💔 A year later, she got pregnant again… and lost that one at 4 months. They took a break. During that period, they were on post-study visas that were close to running out, so they were actively looking for a COS. Then she got pregnant again… and this time, she had twins. It was a huge celebration. Everyone was so happy. I even visited them with my friend but sadly, the babies passed away at 4 months old 💔 She completely shut down after that, when we visited, I tried consoling her but words failed me. I was speechless. That day, I went home so sad and had to speak to God like I was talking to Him face to face… Like why? He is unquestionable, yes but He saw their struggles, their pain, everything they had been through… yet He still allowed something like that to happen to them 😔 Long story short, they’re both back in Nigeria now with nothing. The wife said she didn’t have the strength left in her to keep fighting as they couldn’t secure sponsorship to stay. I truly hope life becomes kinder to them wherever they are.

This world is such a small world. I ordered an Uber and it's my cousin 😭😭. I dey with man😭😭

Some of you are just so shameless. How can you not have a bit of shame ??😭

@iamAnselmm Lol 😆

@Nephiegem Give me

I just made the most delicious native rice with generous amount of scent leaves 😋

@A_Oba1 Okay 😅

@Nephiegem Invite me Plesss

I’m selling my manual sewing machine as I no longer need it. Selling at giveaway price for N150,000. Interested persons should send me a DM. 📍 Gwarinpa, Abuja. Fastest person‼️

@faveda12 Godforbid

This thing still dey happen for 2026? 😭

@Chidaluuu_ @DROXX_OFFICIALL He’s probably old and “lonely”🥴

My mom is 70 and her ex just called to ask if they can get back together. It never ends, I fear. 😭😭

@malantrent @Wizarab10 You’re not ok😂

I raise you Nupe people… More than a decade ago we went to Kwara State, to a small Nupe village there for a wedding. My grandma was living in that village… and from the moment we arrived, you could tell life there followed rules nobody really explained. You don’t announce when you’re coming, you don’t announce when you’re on the road, and you don’t even really announce when you’re leaving because something bad might happen to you. My grandma wasn’t warm to us in public at all, always frowning, always shouting at us whenever people were around. But in private, she showed love in her own quiet way. If she openly showed too much affection again, something bad would happen to us. So she constantly warned us, like even joy itself was something dangerous in that place. She used to say if you act too happy, something terrible might follow. One day, something happened that I still can’t fully explain if I wasn’t there…

@rukky_nate @__ironside Sporty

Know your body weight vs condition: Below 40kg – very fragile 40-49kg – slim 50-59kg – very skinny 60-69kg – sporty 70-79kg – normal 80-89kg – strong 90-99kg – heavy 100-109kg – very heavy 110-119kg – well built 120-129kg – severely overweight 130-139kg – overweight 140-149kg – fat 150-159kg – obese 160-169kg – round 170-199kg – extremely overweight 200+kg – you’re in a extraordinary league of your own. What’s your body weight? drop it in the comments below.

Because I know what I want, it’s so easy to know what I don’t want.