Nick Morrell

@yourdeadlytrend Hah. You wouldn’t say that if you talked to me for 5 minutes. 😂

GN I LOVE YOU

@sizzle_sarah That’s the only kind of idea that idiot has.

That’s a stupid idea.

@NatashaCL7 I don’t think I’ve lost any. 1 shy of a whopping 1400. 😂

How many did you lose in the bot purge?

@Jexxie No FaceTime? Sounds a little sus. Has he asked for help of any kind?

I’ve been talking to a guy I met on X for over a year and a half but he refuses to FaceTime me or make plans to meet me in person. How retarded am I?

@pinkmagiclala He thinks that’s showing a lot? 😂 He must be new to X and the larger internet.

The cleavage police managed to find me... again. That was fast.

@GeneralPatton83 I’m game. 😉

Hey yall! I think its time to celebrate International #PillowFight Day!

@ZOrtiz99 Yes

For the men out there. Do you prefer A or B

@thatstarwarsgrl Keep her away from men under 30.

Went to the shelter to adopt a new kitty! What do you think of this one?

@frozenaesthetic Even us United Statesians?

Love you all Be safe

@Bee__witched @nikutaberuru I was going to post “I’d love to taste your pie” then thought how bad that sounded. So I didn’t post that. Call me. 😂

@nikutaberuru I prefer apple and pumpkin! We also bake cobblers!

日本人たちは アメリカのママがチェリーパイを 焼いているって信じている。 アメリカのママは チェリーパイを焼きますか？

Yep

@pinkmagiclala Worth the wait

It's been a while

@bodycoachderek @Cuddz_4_Now 😂

@NickMorrell67 @Cuddz_4_Now

Happy Easter to all who celebrate

@Monkeyjunk11 @JGooballs Heh. Learned something today. Lisa. 😉

@JGooballs Oh it’s true 🤣🤣🤣

That true Lisa? lol

@Tanukichi_mingo I actually have one on me at all times when awake.

アメリカだと常に銃を持ってるのかどうか気になる。朝とかママにハンカチ持った？お弁当忘れてない？銃もちゃんとある？って聞かれるのかどうか。

@GeneralPatton83 Holy crap. Thought the right hand one was you and now I find out it’s your niece? No way!

Almost 20 years apart

@GeneralPatton83 😂

The Grim Peeper! 😂

A guy was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. “If I do 180 mph, will you take your clothes off?” he asked. “Yes!” replied his adventurous girlfriend. And as he got up to 180 mph, she peeled off all of her clothes. Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded on some gravel and flipped over. The girl was thrown clear of the car, but he was jammed underneath the steering wheel. “Go and get help!” he cried. “But I can’t! I’m not wearing any clothes!” “Take my shoe and cover yourself!” he screamed. Holding a shoe over her pubes, the girl ran down the road to a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded with the service station manager, “Please help me! My boyfriend’s stuck!” The manager said, “There’s nothing I can do! He’s in too far!”

@SnarkyPotatoes 😂

@MarieJuana6985 Well this is awkward. 😂

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