SAMSON OERI OBWOGE

leave after the first red flag because it never gets better

Here's Kitui nominated MCA Mbithe Mulinge who made headlines for being everywhere doing anything to remain relevant. She used to attend burials ya watu hajui and cry more than the bereaved, rolling on the ground crying ile ya kutoa makamasii. Other time she was on the streets of Nairobi with a tooth brush, brushing people's teeth. Kidogo kidogo ako Mai Mahiu controlling traffic, before moving to Salgaa to with billboard written "haraka haraka haina baraka." Other times she was on the streets carrying breads and club sodas giving to random people. Msimu wa maembe she used to move from one farm to another in Ukambani carrying a blender; making mango juice for the locals. When doing all this she had four mean looking men as bodyguards. Unfortunately she disappeared from the limelight only for online seluths to allege that she got a tall, dark, handsome man with beards akampea mapacha.

What’s the harshest truth every young man must eventually learn?

“Did you eat?” “Have you rested?” Tiny questions, big love.

Can a 29-year-old start all over again?

A hill you’re willing to d!e on:

Boys relationship will always be very funny. You can be going through serious pains and your guys will use it to crack a joke😭😭