Jack, the sanity slayer

@BoujeeFinances @jstone9 What a douche

@jstone9 We are also April fools focused

Decided to sell everything here. Oil is going to $200 We will see a massive crash. I am also putting the house I bought 6 months ago up for sale so I can dodge the massive housing crash that will follow. We are heading to a depression

@BoujeeFinances Hope you’re not a real cpa

@molusol You want DeFi or you don’t want DeFi

Drift gets exploited. Hacker is sitting on stolen USDC. Circle could freeze it. But they’re not required to. Under the GENIUS Act with finalized rules, they would be. The difference between “we HOPE they help” and “they HAVE to help.”

@SuhailKakar @cooper_kunz Shut up ho

are you serious? if a protocol at that scale can have a 2/5 multisig with zero timelock and nobody catches it, that's not just a drift problem - it's an industry problem. the standards are still way too low across the board. i like defi too but let's not pretend this is an isolated case

defi is fucked lol drift just got drained for $200M+ and here's how: - attacker minted 750M fake tokens - made a raydium pool with $500 liquidity, priced at ~$1/token - compromised admin key listed the fake token on drift - disabled all withdrawal guards in one tx - deposited $785M of fake "collateral" and drained every vault in 31 txs over 12 minutes - nobody noticed for an hour - attacker came back 2hrs later to grab a few more million the multisig was 2/5 with a 0-second timelock. $200M+ protected by two signatures and zero delay. and people wonder why nobody takes this industry seriously

you're the smartest trader i've ever met, and you're too stupid to see: the market bottomed 10 days ago.

@XakkkaH @Zkusagiz Def ain’t looking the same when those shorts let it all unravel

@Zkusagiz Bu şortlar insanı kandırıyor bence.. Kandırıkçı aq 🥒

Dünyanın en leziz pizzası

@R89Capital No, just don’t use rug chain Solana

Never use DeFi, the yield isn’t even remotely worth the risk.

@penguin_curator Good. F that rug chain

The hacker now dumping the fuck out of SOL

@Springroll_69 @rbthreek He doesn’t know. His only good shills came from a projects newness, not reasoning.

@rbthreek Why? What's the reasoning?

think $aero gonna reprice hard soon

@Strategy That’ll last..

Stretch currently offers a 11.50% annual dividend rate, paid monthly. $STRC

@Charlene9O Do you have to tap your Tangem card for purchases?

@Ohfuggit it’s not stuck there, it can be sent to a different wallet.

@xpixeladventure @A_Frustated_Guy @Tangem Same

@A_Frustated_Guy @Tangem nope as soon i saw kyc and i needed my tangem card to approve i canceled the procces why do you need your tangem kart to make a seperate account? hm...

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@Tangem @JayTxV So there’s a pay wallet you load? And once loaded are your funds stuck there only to spend on the debit card? Can they be sent back to another wallet?

Not currently in the Tangem Pay account, but you can in your Tangem Wallet! We hope to introduce yield on your Pay balance in the future. Learn how to get yield on your USDC (and more) in your Tangem Wallet here 👇 tangem.com/en/blog/post/y…

@coinmamba Tough times for bro to be retard posting

Coinbase really paid $375m for Echo when you can actually buy one for $39.99 on Amazon..

@mreiffy @wholemars

Google is basically saying: “We’ve cut the quantum resources needed to break Bitcoin’s encryption by 20x. We can now break it. We can prove it. We’re just not going to tell you how. We’ve slowed down research to give crypto a chance. You have until 2029 to figure out a solution. Good luck.”

🚨 THIS IS ABSOLUTELY WILD Google just released a quantum paper, and it's really a nightmare. Here's what you need to know: - Breaking crypto encryption now only requires 500,000 qubits. That’s 20 times less than what experts previously thought was needed. - An attack could happen in just 9 minutes. Bitcoin’s block confirmation takes longer than that. - The top 1,000 Ethereum wallets could be cracked in 9 days. Crypto projects have roughly 3 years to upgrade their security before quantum computers make current encryption obsolete.

🚨Update: The General Staff of the Iranian Armed Forces - “You hit our civilian residential areas! Iran will now begin bombing the residences of U.S. and Israeli officials and politicians in the region!"

@projecteleven Yawn

🚨 Google has sounded the quantum alarm 🚨 Today, they released groundbreaking progress towards breaking crypto using a quantum computer. TLDR - Existing cryptography is dead. Mempool attacks are real. We must migrate to post-quantum now. Thread 🧵

@MuseIsOnX How many idiots here are gonna ignore the “made by ai” tag

Porcupine Quills stop a Python 😱

@Nemesisdottrade $NEMESIS 💪