Patrick Sycamore, CPA, MAcc

I haven’t seen a single guy in a fraternity at UTC that isn’t a faggot

@SealBarry43409 Thanks

@PatSycamore Onward reserve bison skin

61 follower keys and wallet #dox

How does mine not blow up like this

@wardamnbilly Tissot unless it’s a prx

@volsdeepp @jeffmcballz is one of them

No way there’s only 2 registered sex offenders in the fort

@PatSycamore Been there brother, chin up, only 40 more years til retirement

@HarvardMike85 Yep

@PatSycamore Ultra tax??

This is what the next 50 years of my life will look like.

@BigChungus32409 Tennesse had an extension to June 8th. 11 hour shift today

@PatSycamore At least it’s not busy season

Played basketball for the time since I tore my acl and dropped 20 on a bunch of 13 year olds

Why am I an intern working from 8-7.

@HancockHarBBN why is this a question? she could waffle stop her shit into my mouth

@mizthoggy UTC pike the epitome of the word Faggot

New rush post record: 10 contacts

@NelsonAnd46060 Good shout I usually just keep it on the charging pad

@PatSycamore Careful not to magnetize the watch with the AirPods.

Should’ve went to Marshall’s #tjmaxxing

@EvanWilliams_YT Thanks

@PatSycamore Nice watch

@TortoiseCosta What watch

What’s a good senior trip idea. Or fade that and get a nice watch

@rickyleewhitejr Na deadass

Touch my penis.

The cia went crazy with this one

@spo1ledbr4tt I can’t tell if you got some honkers or they’re just oddly shaped

Ok so I actually got an interview at a golf course, is this a good fit?