Mike Ross

@MikeLob80085 Can we please fish the bee hatch

Just got news the STREAMERS are hatching. Can’t wait to fly fish @HarvardMike85

@BaseballQuotes1 @MikeLob80085 if he was an outfielder

Tough look

Right-Wing Coded: • hockey • steak • whiskey • olympics • weightlifting • boating • coffee Left-Wing Coded: • soccer • salad • wine • yoga • cats • tea • weed

@JustMemesMore The problem?

First the Aggy baseball clip and now this from Tennessee..?

@SnorlaxWarrior You are always welcome to watch

SOS: @HarvardMike85 has been held captive in his room for 4 days by an evil, rotten terrorist (his girlfriend). And the worst part - they won’t even let me watch! Send help!

Exam on the Monday I come back from spring break

I’ll have a squirt to wash down my Bojangles

@LankAsher @SplendidCJIII I think this is the only option to exit the slump

Instagram recommendations has got to stop. My phone juts sunk through my floor. #walrus

@MikeLob80085 I didn’t think it was possible but it has gone more wrong

@HarvardMike85 Everything that can go wrong is going wrong

Spring break of doom and despair

@MikeLob80085 Kamikaze my happiness and joy

@Micah_CBC I would give my right nut to try one of those, please describe the flavor for me

🚨Ballpark Food Review🚨 The famous Cougar Tail Price: $7.50 Rating: 7.1/10 This is a perfect treat to share with someone. Anyone wanna help me eat this?

@SplendidCJIII @MikeLob80085 Diamonds in the rough

Can we just talk about the foids turnout??? Remarkable. @MikeLob80085 @HarvardMike85

The fireworks lowkey hit da spot doe @MikeLob80085 @SplendidCJIII

@TNTweeder Dawg

Tell the McDonald’s CEO that’s how you take a real man’s bite. None of that pussy shit round here #TheKingisHere #Jacks

@SplendidCJIII Never say that again

@HarvardMike85 The NBA Merchant type tweet

@SplendidCJIII You must have forgot I have this video of you…

@HarvardMike85 you a broke ass bitch

@SnorlaxWarrior Just saw a picture of your mother John, I really would love to get to know her. I think she would love a young ambitious American patriot like myself.

Just heard that my good friend’s sister was broken up with and is interested in Johnny R. She’s smart, hard working, and the best part is that she looks like @HarvardMike85 wearing a wig! Very excited about this opportunity to get to know her.

@SnorlaxWarrior I knew you would make the burnerverse proud

No, I am not “HOMOSEXUAL”. Like everyone else, I have erotic thoughts about men but I ignore them because it is my PATRIOTIC DUTY. The LIBERALS of this country give in to and act on those thoughts, whereas I would never! That is the difference between a true patriot and the LEFT!