Satan’s Little Helper

Oh god

@iSlimfit Ahhh yes £1040, a lifesaving amount of money 😍 and of course cooking food at home is totally free! Ingredients don’t cost money and it takes zero time

British people will spend £4 on a meal deal every single working day, never cook, never calculate the annual total and then wonder why they can’t save. £4 a day is £1,040 a year. Eaten in a park. Under grey skies. In a triangle sandwich. This is not judgement. Just observation.

Not @louistheroux shouting out @londonssaviour on Romesh Ranganathan’s podcast as one of the artists he listens to at the minute, my two worlds cross over

Everyone wants and deserves to treat themselves. Someone earning <$30k can only afford treats <$50 once a paycheque, so a takeaway. Someone earning $250k, their treat is an overseas trip, new art or furniture, new clothes worth hundreds, even cars. To the poor doordash is a treat

@kimchicel @abookofsymbols I know people with personality disorders living good lives, you might be cooked, but it could be a delicious medium rare

@ProbablyAlice @abookofsymbols Am i cooked then for having a pd

i don’t really understand the concept of a personality disorder, like either all mental illnesses are personality disorders or none are. what even is a personality, isn’t it sort of a “you know it when you see it” type deal

@spotifycreator excuse me but why has my podcast suddenly disappeared behind a paywall? This is something I make for free intentionally and never gave permission for it to be a premium podcast, so, why can no one listen to it now? Explain and fix please????

🚨UNACCEPTABLE: Expecting moms are skipping prenatal care and considering unsafe home births because they’re terrified of ICE. That’s the definition of a public health crisis. ICE isn’t just enforcement anymore. It’s fear as policy. ICE is the new the KKK

@PopCrave Surrogacy is sex trafficking by the way

Meghan Trainor has welcomed a baby girl named Mikey Moon via surrogate.

Scroll Instagram with me until you get an actual post and not just endless ads (spoiler it’s 100% ads for over a minute)

Love that every man in that room voted for Harriet cos she told them too, dumdums #TraitorsUK

@polypocketknife I’ve tried explaining this to people and NO ONE else has ever experienced this. I feel less alone

do yall ever get that itch that feels like it’s deep inside your ear or way in the back of your throat but it’s neither and you make horrible hissing noises trying to scratch it but you just can’t. what even is that

#Traitors No one: Faraaz for no reason:

@Kurtz_991 @TheEconomist Men don’t even want kids when they already have them, hence all the single mums and abandoned kids who don’t know their fathers. And yet you imagine a world where men want kids from artificial wombs? You don’t even know your own kind, you don’t even look around and see reality

@TheEconomist Artificial wombs are coming and that will save mankind. Men will reproduce independently and women will be no longer needed for anything. They can run their societies however they want, but we already saw in survivor what happens when you put women alone on the island.

For perhaps the first time in humanity’s long history, in many parts of the world it is boys who are increasingly seen as a burden and girls who are a boon econ.st/3MC5NNg Illustration: Alva Skog

@nypost Unblur his face.

Flight attendant, 25, stabbed to death with scissors at 5-star hotel by ex because he thought she was working as escort trib.al/SJ6V9jQ

@PopCrave She really is my relatable queen

Lily Allen reveals she is in therapy for her addiction to spending, admitting that she can’t stop shopping.

@thearcherr_ It’s called blackmail - the main reason he was doing it and involving others

why was Jeffrey Epstein taking pictures of literally everything he was doing what mental illness is this

@PolitlcsUK The words “humane” and “slaughter” do not belong together. I appreciate the government trying to improve welfare but a reminder to the people: no animal wants to die and it will never ever be humane no matter what they tell you

🚨 NEW: The Government is set to announce the "biggest animal welfare reforms" in a generation - Ban puppy farming by reforming dog breeding rules - Ban electric shock collars on pets pending a consultation - Ban trail hunting amid concerns it is being used as a smokescreen for illegal fox hunting - Introduce humane slaughter rules for farmed fish to prevent avoidable pain during killing - Phase out colony cages for laying hens, which restrict movement and natural behaviours like nesting and perching, and pig farrowing crates, which confine mother pigs and stop them turning around after giving birth - Ban snare traps that can catch pets and cause suffering for animals - Reform the use of carbon dioxide to stun pigs after evidence it causes distress and suffering - Ban shooting hares during the breeding season (roughly from February to September) so young hares are not left without mothers

@novainest And yet… She doesn’t know you exist

this is the ugliest girl i've ever seen

@greatbritishmc_ The very famous iconic Alexander McQueen skull scarf? Yeah no two people could both own this same item it’s for sure him

Rumours that Timothée Chalamet is the masked UK rapper EsDeeKid have strengthened after he was spotted publicly wearing the same bandana 🤨