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@ResusCouncilUK That guy looks like a total nonce. I hope they check his hard drive before giving him the job.

We're pleased to welcome Paul Marlow as the new Chair of RCUK’s Resuscitation Practitioner Forum! 👏 With 16 years' experience in resuscitation across various health settings, Paul is passionate about championing the profession and supporting his peers.

@em_bulance Glad you posted the pic in the bathroom. Did you have a good shit?

I’m 3 hours into this late shift and I’m already counting down the hours until I can go to bed ⏱️

@Drmehaktahir Maybe spend less time trying to get a selfie and more time reading the infection control policy. Take your watch off!

Happy international women’s day to all the incredible women around the globe! I am doing my second consecutive weekend on call but cannot wait for some time in the ☀️ post oncalls! #InternationalWomensDay #IWD2025 #medsproncall

@LeDyslexicMedic @CriticalCareWWL @WWLNHS Ok…. Why tweet about it?

Had a great post-ward round coffee discussion on anti-seizure medications! ☕️💊 We explored their pharmacology, sharing real unit cases that showcased their effectiveness & the challenges of polypharmacy in refractory scenarios. #Neuropharmacology @CriticalCareWWL @WWLNHS

@FinalFantAerith Calm down love your only an ambulance driver

I did not go to university for 3 years to train to teach someone how to self care for a bruised elbow and someone else a hurty knee. Meanwhile, someone else is self presenting at hospital with an MI because they didn't want to bug the ambulance service.

@eCFR_East_Lancs @MarkEvans1208 @NWAmb_Steve @Gene4Q @NWAmbulance @MEGZI83 @NWAmb_Volunteer @CrtNwamb @NWAmb_CRTJane Who the fuck cares?

At Cat 2 due to pt delusional severe agitation, I ran in back of amb with them. (20 mins) So allowed for safe transport without the need 4 additional crew @MarkEvans1208 @NWAmb_Steve @Gene4Q @NWAmbulance @MEGZI83 @NWAmb_Volunteer @CrtNwamb @NWAmb_CRTJane #AmbulanceVolunteering

@em_bulance @mickclare Oh my god nobody cares

Section 19 training with @mickclare, finding out all my bad habits 👀🚑

@woodenmark @stjohnambulance Why post this? Pure cringe

Another Sunday shift signed on to support our local trust where needed. 1st cuppa down...... So everyone must be having a lay in 😁 @stjohnambulance

@TheEllisLife Maybe the first thing you should learn is not wear clinical uniform at home? Yuck!

Not a uniform I ever imagined I would wear as a Mental Health Nurse - but exciting times ahead to be part of a pilot role 🟢

@carolkav81 Is this satire?

@NWAmbulance Who the fuck cares?

Resilience Officer Helene is part of the team that ensures our service is always ready to handle emergencies. Today, she shares her passion for dressage—a unique hobby that helps her unwind from work and supports her mental wellbeing🐎

@AEmptyu @AJewishCopper It’s the obvious take. I expect professionals to do the job, and then get support in private if required. It is entirely inappropriate for responders to be tweeting about incidents …. The only reason they do it is for attention. It’s pathetic

@Random_BOT2142 @AJewishCopper What an odd take! Don't you expect first responders to be affected by the work they do? This person was praising their boss for support, not 'likes' Maybe realise many suffer traumatic loss over these days and offer some compassion or help instead of swearing at those who did

On nights over Xmas. Early hours of this morning I was 1st at a 46 yo in cardiac arrest in a home with a family of 10 all present, which sadly proved fatal. Tough job, so I was touched to receive a call on my personal phone this afternoon from the on call DCI just to check in.

@ItsBenLeigh All that cringy self promotion finally paid off. At least you’re dealing with it in the most attention seeking narcissistic way. You really are an embarrassment.

THE NEWS IS OUT AHHHHHHHHH IM GETTING A BRITISH EMPIRE MEDAL! DREAMS COME TRUE AND I CANNOT STOP DANCING AROUND MY HOUSE! Buckingham palace here I come!! Thank you SO much for everyone who made this possible!!

@ItsBenLeigh @CPSUK Nobody cares

Recently, I was subject to horrific homophobic abuse for around 40 minutes continuously. The worst I’ve ever experienced in my life. Today, @CPSUK sentenced this person to prison. Thank you to all involved and for taking such strong action. #Justice

@itsthatguybenji Oh my god nobody cares

Night 4 of 4 - finishing with a cheeky boxing day overtime shift 😁

@matts_amina Cringe

@nigeljflanagan @KingsCollegeLon @KingsCollegeNHS @Ldn_Ambulance @KingsCollegeLon … what is your policy on your staff wearing wrist watches?

We have arrived at stop 28 The Princess Royal hospital @KingsCollegeLon @KingsCollegeNHS To deliver a box of presents for the children’s a&e department Thank you to the staff @Ldn_Ambulance for donating & Bringing lots of smiles to children’s faces #OperationChristmasPresent

@PeterSweden7 They were unrelated in incidents…. But keep spreading right wing hate you cunt

A few days ago a terr*rist ploughed into hundreds of people at the Magdeburg Christmas market. Today on Christmas a man ploughed into pedestrians in central London. We cannot live like this.

@dorsetbikeEXcop He’s a cunt

It might not be fashionable. But catching up I will say. God save the King.