Jasmine('s boobs hurt)

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Jasmine('s boobs hurt)

@Ranting_Trans

Trans, she/they. The unstoppable ego meets the immovable insecurity. Opinions (shamefully) my own. https://t.co/1WDWXg8xCF D&D alt: @drifterworkshop

Sydney, Australia Bergabung Ekim 2011

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Jasmine('s boobs hurt)@Ranting_Trans·14 Kas

#transweekofawareness One of the things that convinced me to transition was researching and finding that transitioning was COMPLETELY different to what the cis media had told me. So for the eggs out there, here's things I've learned about transitioning over the past year THREAD

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@MBTYuGiOh THEIR PRONOUNS ARE HE/HIM

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MBT@MBTYuGiOh·1h

@Ranting_Trans THEY’RE NAME IS ATEM YUGIOH

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Jasmine('s boobs hurt)@Ranting_Trans·5h

This is the kind of fit Yugi Yugioh would casually wear to the grocery store

Lilith@Lilith_Ltx

Are you a fan of 3D prints like these?

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@GeneErara I went on a date Told the guy I like Pokemon and follow the competitive scene

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GeneEra@GeneErara·1h

@Ranting_Trans is this a prompt for a storyline thread 👀

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Jasmine('s boobs hurt)@Ranting_Trans·1h

I don't know about the rest of you, but I've gotten laid plenty of times thanks to Pokemon

💢 JPT says 何? 💢@JPT_Struggles

to solve the declining birthrate...

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Jasmine('s boobs hurt)@Ranting_Trans·1h

@Q_Review I honestly find it fun that Peter got bitten by a spider and despite not really getting many "spider powers", he just threw himself way into the theming

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Quinton Reviews@Q_Review·11h

This is forever controversial but IMO Spider-Man should have organic web-shooters. It's always seemed silly to me that his backstory is that a spider bit him and gave him Spider-Powers™ ... except for his most famous spider-power, which he made in a lab. For branding, you know.

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@c7efairy The downside is they're harder to move compared to the prefabs as you have to break the whole thing down again and rebuild

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mega clefable shady facts@c7efairy·14h

i just learned that i can manually build homes for pokemon instead of waiting a day for a big house they could make for me 😭

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Jasmine('s boobs hurt)@Ranting_Trans·4h

@SMcloughli24864 Well that was kind of the joke, with it being incredibly redundant

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S0rrysorry (RealFEObsessive)@SMcloughli24864·4h

@Ranting_Trans Ok the last name is the show title only works when they either don’t have a last name or one people don’t know generally Everybody knows Yugi Moto!

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@June_Platoon There is Yuri everywhere for those with the eyes to see

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🏳️‍⚧️Juney🏳️‍⚧️@June_Platoon·4h

@Ranting_Trans Yuri yugioh

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Jasmine('s boobs hurt)@Ranting_Trans·4h

@Stretchedwiener Yep, it's kinda like relaxing a muscle I think. Usually when he first gets his powers he accidentally sticks to everything. He's also used it as a weapon before

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Wetterschneider@Stretchedwiener·5h

@Ranting_Trans That's fun. Silly af but fun too. What's really crazy is that he can mentally control it? Turn it off and on at will on different parts of his body.

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Wetterschneider@Stretchedwiener·7h

Sorry, I seriously don't understand how he's sticky. Is the suit sticky? Is his butt sticky? The tips of his toes? What's holding him to the wall? Why doesn't the suit pull away from his body? Is the inside of the suit sticky too? Is the top of his head sticky?

CBM Shots@CBMshots

Spider-Man: Brand New Day

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Jasmine('s boobs hurt)@Ranting_Trans·5h

@PokeTCGiveaways lol I was about to ask whered you find a house that supports three Pokemon

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Pokemon Giveaways@PokeTCGiveaways·17h

Who knew Bulbasaur was so ungrateful.

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@OomBlinx @JakeTBeaver Im going to put them in a house with a Vespiqueen and pretend like they're both trying rizz her

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OOM-6@OomBlinx·6h

@JakeTBeaver @Ranting_Trans Always put Heracross and Pinsir in the same house.

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Jasmine('s boobs hurt)@Ranting_Trans·1d

Going into Pokopia, I assumed it would be like Animal Crossing where there's like 6 personality types and all villagers share the same dialogue. Cut to how pleasantly surprised I was that every pokemon has unique dialogue, personalities, and animations. What an amazing effort

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parasect and lampent special conversation

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Jasmine('s boobs hurt)@Ranting_Trans·6h

I know it's the gold standard for security purposes, but if I have to fill in a 2FA code one more time I *will* kill myself live on camera

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@loserbent What if two yellow fever chasers kissed and we were both girls 😳😳👀😳😳

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sammy@loserbent·6h

@Ranting_Trans they're calling me the first ethical case of yellow fever

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sammy@loserbent·7h

not to harp on this person too much but i am issuing a decree: if you're going to write fanfiction about me on here, it should be compelling and based in reality thank you

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@briALTcookiebox Go to the dream island

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briiiiiiii@briALTcookiebox·1d

WHERE TO GET STONES IN POKOPIA PLEASE GOD GIVE ME STONES POKOPIA I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE I NEED SO MANY GODDAMN STONES EVERYTHING TAKES STONES GIVE ME STONES

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@nyabya117 Wow she seems so friendly!

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nyabya117 🍌 #sensitive young man@nyabya117·1d

She asked me to smell her hair

nyabya117 🍌 #sensitive young man@nyabya117

There's this girl at work and she's literally dying at every single one of my jokes I can't tell if I'm just that funny or if she's glazing

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Jasmine('s boobs hurt)@Ranting_Trans·21h

@Nelajer21 Well it's still a pretty cute game so they still have to make it kinda a little charming. FWIW, whenever Paras mentions that it can feel its mushroom growing, it then usually mentions that it's feeling more tired...

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Nelajer@Nelajer21·21h

@Ranting_Trans Maybe, but it just seems kinda...off. Like how Parasect should have more limited dialogue. It's a husk being controlled by a mushroom. Or like why does Kyogre have a southern accent? Why does every 3rd pokemom sprinkle "yo" into every sentence? Mystery dungeon understood. Idk

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@MoonlightBVT @halfacrum @victryena I'm not even a believer but I think the two of you need Jesus

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Moonlight Breeze 🌔🌈🌏@MoonlightBVT·21h

@halfacrum @Ranting_Trans @victryena ooo Maybe with guajillos, piloncillo, and hominy? I'm sure yours is fantastic. Though now I'm a bit distracted thinking about a nice, rich spicy broth.

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