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@lumbogg this would work on me

Women love it when you follow them and then unfollow them and then follow them again and then unfollow them again only to follow them again so they see the notification you should do it more

@parasocialyte god pls

do any mutuals want to get me a wfh job in 2026

@Samwitch222 the name they'll decide on after crazy becomes a slur

@loserbent i think i saw that "clearly rich asians" movie

not to harp on this person too much but i am issuing a decree: if you're going to write fanfiction about me on here, it should be compelling and based in reality thank you

@Ranting_Trans they're calling me the first ethical case of yellow fever

@loserbent This is fire tho

@Kelkador if i was rich i would be so much more evil it's a glaring plothole

@loserbent Downvoting their fanfic because it displayed their media illiteracy and I'm ripped out of the story

@goodnightrage i am literally living on student loans!!!

@loserbent people assume everyone with more than 10k followers are rich or something and it blows my mind. they're so detached from reality

i think it's really weird how parasocial people are with like public figures and celebrities, but have any of you stopped to consider that i am literally just a random person with a twitter account when you post stuff like this?

@_Zeets hey that's me

I just want to point out, that people on this app are deranged in a way that’s genuinely concerning

would you guys still like me if i changed my pfp to like a cartoon or something? i think having it as my own face is making ppl freak out at me more often

@twinksonparade good times good times

school wants online students to have more engagement with their professors, so i have had multiple mandatory zoom meetings that have just gone: "midterms are this week. you're doing great. any questions for me? no? great." then you take a survey that asks how helpful that was.

learning that, counter to all my real life experience, a lot of people on here hate casual flirting lol

this is in the running as funniest thing someone has ever said to/about me lmao

@datesandfigs @cisgenderhaver i am so very bad at bowling

@loserbent @cisgenderhaver Is this like, you’ve joined a bowling league?

not to be assimilationist but spending my time around normal people enjoying normal things means i am really well adjusted in my speech and i think it does wonders for my mental health

before everyone is really mean to me about this: he knows i am playfully flirting with him, he has no interest in me, and he wasn't trying to intentionally cockblock me :( pls don't get angry with me just cause i'm an overly flirty loser

guy who i flirt with as a joke told girl i am flirting with seriously that she shouldn't take me seriously bc i jokingly flirt with everyone

@ArcadiaDead agony

@loserbent You played yourself, wow

@kimchicel idk ppl on here kinda hate having fun i guess

@loserbent How is this assimilationist? Youre having fun instead of arguing on the internet

i have no unironic use for terms like passoid or luckshit or trade or hon or fish or whatever else people on here argue about endlessly. i say "i like hanging out and drinking soda :)" and everyone is nice to me