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Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish and his over farming destroys an ecosystem.
Lima, Peru Bergabung Ağustos 2008
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People are worried about transgendered people playing sports.
But no one‘s talking about how in the 90s, they were letting dogs play football.
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Naps have been rebranded as “meditation” and are making a big comeback
#meditation #deepthoughts
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I just found out “Burrito” means “little donkey” and my mind is blown
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A toddler learning to climb chairs to reach items is like when a raptor learns how to open a door. Impressive yet terrifying. #DadThoughts
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The Nerdiest Audience To Ever Go To A Comedy Show. Rob O'Reilly youtu.be/quWaafF9og0?si… via @YouTube
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Is it weird I always say please and thank you w/ ChatGPT?
I hope one day when AI is killing most of humanity, it remembers how nice I was. #SpareMeAI
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$PENN-Worth flagging this one been hit >30% in 2mnths since doing this crazy hi pxed ESPN / $DIS deal. Stock making new 3yr lows today, down 11%.
Andrewdc208@andrewdc208
$DKNG. Stock hit c10% on $PENN/ $DIS ESPN deal. I must admit to breaking a few of my rules here-wd usually stop myself out, bt as I think this is a really noisy move (deal doesnt actually change much), I bght some more at $28.75 n some shrt dated calls also...see how it goes...!
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Aaron Rodgers’s Achilles heel is his Achilles heel. @AaronRodgers12 #AaronRodgers #AaronRodgers12 #NFL
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"In your 20s, you care what people think about you. In your 40s, you don't really care. Then when you're 60, you realize nobody ever thought about you in the first place" - Paul Orfalea
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@minakimes this is also Mina. We decided to name her “Mina” after watching you answer the million dollar question. #namesake
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@SpiritAirlines is like an emotionally abusive ex. Everytime you go back you remember why you vowed "never again" last time.
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@batemanjason congrats on 2 of the most #rewatchable TV shows ever: 1 Breaking Bad 2 Ozarks 3 Game of Thrones 4 The Office 5 Arrested Dev
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@PhilRosenthal I want to produce a podcast in which you recap #SomebodyFeedPhil w/ BTS stories & call it Full Phil Fulfilled.
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You can tell how much money someone had as a kid by how much meat they leave on a chicken bone 🍗
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@elvisduran My wife just said she knew she’d like Cruella bc Elvis did, so it must be a “girl’s movie”
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