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@STemple90 Part exchange for a prime Michael Owen, still think about that sometimes 😂

@RobbaFette Im starting to think it's the same as how Antonio Nunez has a CL medal. Arthur Matthews absolutely Steven Gerrard'd him through the process.

Yikes. However bad you think the below video *MIGHT* be. I promise you it's worse. Arthur Matthews must be one hell of a writer.

Are Burnley fans protesting or something? Stadiums half empty.

new house, same colour🔴

Unpopular opinion: TIFO's are gay American cringe.

@STemple90 Legend has it he's next in line for vice captain...

Just remember, our higher ups gave him a new deal last summer, for no reason. He wasn't playing well, wasn't in his last year. One of the worst player decisions we've made in a long time because now we won't be able to shift him.

@AskPaddyPower Keep getting error 400 bad web page when trying to deposit on the app

Good morning! ☀️ We're here to assist with price requests, betting, or account inquiries. ⚽️🏇 Reach out anytime until midnight 🕛

@STemple90 @rickygervais That's you in the next stand up special. "And I said to him...."

@rickygervais Ive never once seen anyone complain about the adverts, just you saying that people complain about them.

Thanks to everyone who complained about my Dutch Barn adverts and billboards. You helped build our subscribers and increased our online sales 340% on last year. I don't just have the best fans, I also have the most useful haters😂dutchbarn.com

Add everything being a "spice bag" to the list of things that can fuck off.

Marseille and consent

@Tyrone__C Looks like Michael on the way back from Magaluf.

Woodgate looks like he’s gone to war

@goodthink1984 @rickygervais Adult leukemia is hilarious though

@rickygervais Child Leukemia

Szoboszlai, a lifelong Barnsley fan, refuses to celebrate his absolute shitbastard of a strike.

Most widows : I miss my dead husband Erica Kirk :

This is a fantastic campaign 😂

@STemple90 @DailyMail A solid entry but not as satisfying as whole families turning up to something that looks like it should be on phoenix nights

@DailyMail @RobbaFette

How Winter Wonderland became the nightmare before Christmas: Brawl is latest violence as event becomes most-complained about in Europe thanks to high prices, crowd concerns and criminal convictions 🔗 trib.al/rtCI8hC

In all the movies, Santa never goes to the house directly next door. He always gets in his sleigh & fucks off like 20 miles east.

@STemple90 Show us how to play Wirtz and Frimpong please 🥺

@RobbaFette Come home sweet prince. Save us from this bald menace.

In the office tomorrow like

@STemple90 These are facts, love the use of gobshite there.

@RobbaFette Bench Salah fair enough. But you can't start that gobshite every game when he has been way worse, and never good enough.

The best player in the league last season has been benched for 3 games whilst Gakpo fucking stinks the gaffe out and some of you disagree that this is a bad choice from the manager.