Orwell (satire?)

#warispeace @bigbrotheriswatching #physics

@CynthiaErivo1 @PopCrave @firstwefeast Trump?

@PopCrave @firstwefeast BEYONCÉ OR TAYLOR. THEY THE ONLY PEOPLE BIGGER THAN GAGA AND ARIANA AND THEY BEEN ON THE SHOW ALREADY.

Hot Ones is teasing their “biggest” episode yet. Who do you think it is?

@dom_lucre I liked Mario Galaxy just fine. But it is bizarrely written. There is no logical progression of events. It's just thing after thing happening . And it looks cool, and sounds cool... and that's pretty much it. If it wasn't Super Mario then it would be pretty bad, but it is.

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: This is currently a massive divide between Conservative and Liberal fans of the new Mario Galaxy Movie. It is being reported that most Democrats dislike the movie while majority of Republicans have been seen praising it. Fan: “The real reason why the Super Mario Galaxy movie has negative reviews: The protagonist is a man. There are no black people. There are no homosexuals. The main romance is heterosexual. If your movie meets these precepts, it will be destroyed by the press.”

@nypost it's a well known fact that the unhoused are the best at chess. go to any city park!

Little-known NYC charter school with 22% homeless rate wins state chess championship: 'Amazing' trib.al/zgCf5yP

@nypost Did you know, the original Detroit-Style decline was baked in square steel automotive pans?

Fears grow of 'Detroit-Style' decline as Hollywood jobs evaporate trib.al/tv9sRSC

@Cnote203 @pinkorsomething well by that logic the you should just take NYC and be done with it.

@pinkorsomething Toronto, the largest city in H is literally world renowned for it's food scene, thanks to being the world's most multicultural city. It's food from literally every other Letter on the map, all in one place with crazy fusions of different cultures food.

genuinelt what possible foods could H even have

@renkencen @CrazyVibes_1 Unless this guy intentionally moved a price sticker or something. Totally different story.

@goodthink1984 @CrazyVibes_1 Same (retail worker here). Like as much as I hate the whole "the customer is right" but in this case, the retail are in the wrong here. Like I make sure if the incorrect price tag get removed or doublecheck the price tag if the price is too good to be true!

At a Walmart store in Mexico, a customer found a 70-inch TV priced at 547 Mexican pesos (approximately $30). The customer bought it, and when he tried to leave with him, it turned out that the price was mismarked and the employees prevented him from leaving. The incident ended in a fight, the arrival of the police and the arrest of the customer. It seems to me that in this case the customer was right and should have been compensated by the store.

@sumitkbehal I leave the lower 48, I'm bringing my own peanut butter and tuna.

The funniest scam of the year is Sherpas doing food alteration on Mt. Everest expedition to trigger helicopter evacuation for climbers > charge $50,000 for expedition > make rescue insurance mandatory > add drugs in food of climbers > climbers feel altitude sickness > rescue climbers with choppers > insurer pays bills for rescue service > take commission from aviation company This is literally highest level of financial engineering at the highest point on earth

@MojoboJomo Most likely not worth the infrastructure investment. And forget about charging batteries.

why wouldn't this work? like, all that wasted energy going nowhere, why not use it? But I probably don't know anything about this

@Bogs4NY I'll still pass thanks.

A stunning turnaround for one of New York’s most polluted waterways … After 50 YEARS … NY state says it’s OK to eat some fish from the lower Hudson River - all the way down to the Battery. The Dept of Health says falling PCB levels mean families can now eat limited catches … including striped bass. Here’s the guidance:

@galau_pantun @F0ODHub Also a great option, especially if there were no other drink. Or especially if there was no good fresh fruit.

@goodthink1984 @F0ODHub I think a glass of juice would be better.

What’s missing from this meal?

@CNN x.com/goodthink1984/…

A Tennessee grandmother spent more than five months in jail after police used an AI facial recognition tool to link her to crimes committed in North Dakota – a state she says she’d never been to before. cnn.it/4v3j03u

@NYC_Buildings Nah, I don't need Rocksteady and Bebop pulling no 9/11's.

We’re leaving no stone unturned in tackling the city's housing crisis! Today DOB approved plans for NYC’s 1st underground skyscraper, a 90-story building constructed below street level to protect skyline views. Keep your eyes peeled for more “earthscrapers” across every borough

@Gnar1104 where does my change come out?

As someone who used to work in customer service I asssure you those 3 signs won’t be enough..

@Alex_Oloyede2 Bread and Cheese.

Mention one thing the EU is better at than the US and China.

@ThatEricAlper I would high-key rather communicate with my server this way, regardless of hearing ability.

@nypost I don't hate the idea.

Ivy League teacher makes students use typewriters to fight against AI-written work trib.al/R4SkSRE

@BOSSportsGordo constant mid-grade anxiety

Serious question for people who back into parking spaces - what’s the point?