Ryan Maybee

The best ideas are always, and always have been, hatched while at a bar.

AOC: Schedule I drugs are supposed to have no potential for medical use and a high risk for abuse and addiction. What are some examples of Schedule I drugs? Dasgupta: Cannabis, LSD, ecstasy. AOC: Is there zero evidence that they have no potential medical application? Dasgupta: I think the medical literature is clear that they do have clinical benefits. AOC: So right now, our law says that these drugs have zero medical application, but the science says something else.

Predicted the future perfectly.

Our 26 to open '26.

#BREAKING: Kansas head coach Bill Self is retiring, per sources. After 23 years and two national championships with the Jayhawks, the legendary coach has decided to call it a career. One of the hottest jobs in sports is now open.

🚨BREAKING🚨 Per sources, The Kansas City Royals have informed Bobby Witt Jr that he has made the opening day roster and will be the starting shortstop

This thread is worth it just for the memes. 🤣

A reminder that all the chaos at airports right now is solely on Trump. Even Senate Republicans tried to solve this problem. But it's on Trump and his stubbornness and indifference to the plight of ordinary Americans.

Are we there yet?

Let me get this straight. The leading Senate Republican walked into the White House Sunday with a bipartisan deal to end the TSA nightmare. Fund everything except ICE now, get TSA agents paid today, handle ICE separately. Senate Republicans and Democrats said yes. Trump said no. Why? Because Trump is holding TSA workers’ paychecks hostage to try and force Congress to pass the SAVE Act, a voter suppression bill that would knock millions of eligible Americans off the voter rolls. He wants to make it harder for Americans to vote. Like a petulant child flipping the board when he’s losing, Trump torched a bipartisan deal his own Senate leader handed him on a silver platter. His tantrum continues as he unleashes ICE agents into airports. Agents with zero screening training, zero TSA authority, and a good chance of making everything worse. Democrats have been ready to fund TSA from day one. What we refuse to do is write a blank check for an ICE agency that gunned down two American citizens in Minneapolis and still demands the ability to kick down doors without a judge’s approval while hiding behind masks. We will not pass the SAVE Act either. Call it what it is: the SAVE REPUBLICANS Act. Non-citizen voting is already illegal. It was illegal yesterday. It will be illegal tomorrow. This bill solves nothing except the Republican party’s losing electoral math. Fund TSA. Reform ICE. End this today. Trump is the one standing in the way.

After more than three years of construction and anticipation, the Rock Island Bridge will finally open next week. fox4kc.com/news/rock-isla…

🚨BREAKING: FIRST PHOTOS OF TRUMP’S CALL WITH IRAN

Good morning and Happy Saturday to everyone who agrees that it is obscene for trump to be partying in the lap of Mar a Lago luxury as he deploys thousands more servicemen and women to his war of choice in Iran. Absolutely disgusting.

Afroman is the hero we all need right now.

Aldi runs profitable grocery stores with fresh produce, meat, and dairy sections in some of the poorest neighborhoods of Kansas City, including one where a nonprofit grocer subsidized by the city to fight food deserts recently failed. Aldi is the best solution to food deserts we have, poor cities should be making puppy eyes at Aldi.

This flautist rocks

-Salvador Perez -Maikel Garcia -Bobby Witt Jr. -Vinnie Pasquantino -Jac Caglianone All WBC stars, who will now represent Kansas City for the next 7 months. The #Royals have something special going and I can't wait to see everyone at The K this year!

5-time Gold Glove 5-time Silver Slugger 9-time All-Star 2015 World Series Champion 2015 World Series MVP 2020 Comeback Player of the Year 2022 Lou Gehrig Award 2024 Roberto Clemente Award 2024 Stan Musial Award 2026 World Baseball Classic Champion

This is incredible. We're winning the World Series.

He is him. Maikel Garcia is the MVP of the 2026 #WorldBaseballClassic! 🇻🇪

Yeah... I'm gonna just say it. #Royals Bob/Maikel>Jeter/A-Rod