Johnny Napalm

7:45 exam tomorrow, no internship, dad is pissed. We ball #6thyear #ridethelightning

@baileyangle This would be so sick if you weren’t 30 years old

how it feels to walk back to my car parked on Alumni Mall from The Cellar on a Friday night (it’s 8:52 p.m. and I’m tired)

@swalljackson_ Going from The Retreat to Brexx is such a retarded modernslop idea

I am speechless… #nukebrexx

Fartin up the grocery store

@WLemons850551 @gfprincess111 What a beak

@Joe_knows_ball I didn’t want to have to self dox myself like this but guys I swear we were just playing around. He only sucked on my neck for like 10 seconds

What’s going on over at phi gam? #fijibiza

Graduating this semester, great job secured, steak frites absolute fucking despair

@BudFosterBurner How does one have an allergy to “spice”

Guess what they look like

@MasonRob2004 Regardless this is the most horrendous rizz I’ve ever seen. Gotta be a freshmen

@DraftExpress Steak too juicy lobster too buttery

NEWS: Virginia Tech's Neoklis Avdalas will enter the transfer portal, agent Alex Saratsis tells DraftExpress. The 6'9 Greek guard averaged 12.1 points, 4.6 assists as a freshman in the ACC.

@stoogie cooked me a 3:00 steak and egg breakfast after the wicked night I had last night + I had sex #geterdone #goat

@thesimonflute Nvm I didn’t see the Althea tag what a dork

I think he likes the dead.

@thesimonflute This is actually pretty dope Simon

Get inside me slop

@thesimonflute Just realized that was an electric thought it was acoustic. (Much harder fix) Any idea what tools they used? Thinking about raising the action on my Gibson.

@RoyPooper Thanks brother. Brought her to bridge kaldro last week and the guy lowered it for me.

Guitar folks, is my action way too high? I’m having a really tough time playing and accidentally clipping other strings. #guitar

@swalljackson_ I pledged there for 3 weeks but couldn’t handle the hazing. I pledged DKE the following semester. A lot cooler guys there

@RoyPooper Sounds like someone is jealous they didn’t get a bid from Touse! (Top house)

No fraternity wears their letters on campus more than Delta Chi. Those sweatshirts are tuff fellas

“Yo let’s wear our dead shirts out so people know we get psyched out to shakedown street” 🤙🏻 #shrink

@stoogie Very hot with a 21 year old son

@RoyPooper Was the bartender hot

Probably shot a 100 on the course today but damn does this marg taste good.

How it feels ripping a piss in the sharkeys bathroom 15 beers deep. 10/10 scenic piss