Sam Hazen

I once caught a turtle when I was 12 and put it in a 5 gallon pale and when I came back to feed it, it was tipped over. My mom let it loose

I did shit my pants this afternoon. Just gonna get ahead of the rumors

What up @BFW

@GTarhd Gary! Get a handle on things!

I just jacked a cucumber up my ass, yikes!

@BFW 🤝

Oklahoma and Brent Venables shut me up with his biggest win yet.

TOP-FIVE TAKEDOWN IN T-TOWN

@Jspice828 ate 10 hotdogs at Dega this afternoon. Impressive

Kyle Busch is a douchebag

(There Tennessee fans I’ll do it again)

ROLL TIDE (im farting on college kids sitting behind me on accident)

Thanks for the heads up mom!

I’m gonna start drinkin

Wordle 1,565 2/6 🟩🟩🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I just drafted an ESPN Fantasy Football team via @ESPN Fantasy - via @ESPN Fantasy fantasy.espn.com/football/share…

Fireworks still rock a week later

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Wordle 1,398 6/6 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

@adraycatman @Tjholt013 @KylerDKrogh I actually was just moving couches, so I’m primed

@Tjholt013 @KylerDKrogh @Sam__Hazen @Sam__Hazen would fold like a lawn chair 🪦🪦🪦

Anyone know anywhere in town where they don’t limit the amount of time you can spend at the squat rack?

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 x.com/nerdclustersta…

@bibi61565_r Thx for the follow big tits

Ashley, Amy’s cousin, squirts like crazy