Gary Tarhd

If jacking off was an art, then what I just did would have been called an art

I don’t know why but I think jacking off is going to feel extra good tonight

@KylerDKrogh @Sam__Hazen @GoingGreenGomez That cucumber got me droolin 😍

@GTarhd Gary! How many drinks have you had tonight?

I just jacked a cucumber up my ass, yikes!

I’ll never stop checking out hot fucking chick. Holy shit I want to bend over hot chicks and fuck them, right there on the spot!

@EricShunnSports Shut the fuck up you fucking freak show!!! There’s a reason I beat you to piss in high school, cus you’re a total dork!!!

The bengals have a real chance at surprising the packers this weekend. @GTarhd you think Love will be overlooking our shit ass defense Sunday?

I DONT GIVE A FUCK

Chick or dude idgaf im gettin my nut 🤣😭

Fingering a chick >>> banging a chick

If you a chick and I have not rammed you, you need to take a good look in the mirror

Me + another dude = me having a boner 🤤

Hog cranking with the imagination and nothing else is such a lost art

Omg it is so sad what is going on in the Middle East!! Who would have known those half brained inbred dumb fucks would launch missiles at each other CONSTANTLY I think the best recourse would be to get involved ourselves!

The people I hang with have no idea I’m secretly a piece of fucking shit 😂

It’s not gay if you’re wearing a condom

Did my parents know how my life was gonna be when they conceived me?

Why is there not a sport called poop ball

Remember in high school when life wasn’t total fuckin bullshit?

I FUCKING HATE YOU

Someone call the pest control, the rest of the world is infested with disgusting FOREIGNERS!!! Utterly disgusting, goat-fucking, FILTH!!!!! 🤮 YUCK