SassySimian

The most intelligent life form on Earth is skipping towards extinction out of is own sheer stupidity. How do you like them bananas?

@krassenstein Now you realize?

Trump doesn’t know the difference between Ukraine and Iran. We are so screwed.

They say people with dementia do best in places that feel familiar

Came across this beautiful rock art on the beach.

@AzPetrich Chuck the Cuck didn't earn any of those medals either. But he insulted your Congress and country to your faces and most of you (including all of Congress) were too illiterate to realize it.

Gotta love the subtlety. 😏

@BulwarkOnline Yes. Please send him up and leave him up there.

Trump meeting with Artemis II astronauts: "To get in there, you have to be very smart, you have to do a lot of things physically good, so I would have had no trouble making it…We'll have to try it sometime. Is a president allowed to go up in one of these missions?"

@AJENews Correction: "BREAKING: Genocidal military chief visits southern Lebanon; makes genocidal statement about vowing to 'eliminate' any threats."

BREAKING: Israel military chief visits southern Lebanon; vows to 'eliminate' any threats 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.news/bfd6r6?update=…

@Reuters Why aren't you talking about the mainstream media's complicity and collaboration with this farcico-fascist govt?

Foiled attack intensifies concerns about White House press gala reut.rs/4cT7HCz reut.rs/4cT7HCz

They say people with dementia do best in places that feel familiar.

@emptywheel My question is: when is the @ABAesq going to disbar this clown? Or do they mean nothing at this point?

This is a problematic comment given DOJ rules about the certainty someone should have before charging a case. That he DIDN"T say, 95% certain is a confession. One of many he has made so far in this case.

@GavinNewsom Thought Florida couldn't do it because of their constitution? So he wiped his ass with it too huh? This is a good thing, because red states—and FL especially—are already so badly gerryfknmandered that redrawing the maps would just dummymander them.

The same day MAGA gutted the Voting Rights Act, Trump’s pipsqueak DeSantis rushed through rigged maps. No debate. No public input. They’re scared of VOTERS. This November: FAFO.

@Acyn Lots of words. Zero consequences—unless you're non-White and/or poor, because then you get way more consequences than you deserve. USA! USA! USA! USA!...

Rep. Grijalva says it’s disgusting that the ICE agent who killed Renee Good has been placed back on duty: He committed a crime. Everyone should be outraged that someone like that, who is supposed to protect and serve, who murdered someone, now has no legal consequences and is back at work.

Arrest warrant… for this? #PaulaPoundstone

@theliamnissan Are you finally revealing Nixon's corruption?? Can't wait.

Groundshaking shit coming soon. Stay tuned my muchachos, stay tuned.

@EdKrassen @MrsErikaKirk She knows that most Americans are morons. Her late husband's whole business model is based on it.

WTF? @MrsErikaKirk, wearing all black, just said this on her podcast: “If you strip someone of their humanity long enough, you will arrive at the chilling conclusion that they don’t deserve to exist at all.” If I said something like this, Trump would have me arrested for making death threats.

On the beach in front of Trump’s towers in Sunny Aisles they have plastic bottle caps in lieu of sea shells but next time I am walking by I am gonna spell out 69 47 just to watch the Russian expats look confused.

@OccupyDemocrats Trump confessing that: a) He's a tool of the mob b) He paid Comey

BREAKING: Trump humiliates himself in the Oval Office by insisting that James Comey's seashell message endangered his life because it used a "mob term" and he's a "dirty cop." There's pathetic and then there's whatever the hell this is... "Do you really think that he was endangering your life or threatening your life with that?" CNN's Kaitlan Collins asked Trump in the Oval Office. Yesterday, Trump's corrupt Justice Department announced a new sham indictment against Comey based on an image he posted to social media. It showed seashells arranged to spell out "86-47." The former FBI Director was clearly calling on America to get rid of the 47th president by impeaching and removing him, but the White House is insisting that it was a call to violence. "Well, if anybody knows anything about crime, they know eighty-six. You know an eight-six— It's a mob term for kill him, you know?" said Trump. In reality, "86" is not a mob term nor a reference to murder. It simply means to get rid of or end something. In this case it meant getting rid of Trump through impeachment for any of the myriad crimes that he has and continues to commit. "You know, you ever see the movies? Eighty six him," Trump continued. "The mobster says to one of his wonderful associates, eighty-six him. And that means kill him. It's uh... I think of it as a mob term. People think of it as something having to do with disappearing. But the mob uses that term to say when they want to kill somebody." "They say eighty-six, the son of a gun. I'm trying to keep the language nice and clear," Trump rambled on. "They don't use that term 'son of a gun.' They use another term. But that's a mob term for kill him." "But do you really think your life was in danger?" asked Collins. "Probably I don't know, you know, based on— Based on what I'm seeing out there. Yeah— The people like Comey have created tremendous danger, I think, for politicians and others," said Trump. "You know, Comey is a dirty cop. He's a very dirty cop. He cheated on the elections. He tried to help Hillary Clinton, as you know. He dismissed a lot of things that he should have proceeded with. I wasn't involved, but he should have proceeded with. No, he's a dirty cop. He's a crooked man." In reality, Comey hurt Hillary Clinton by improperly announcing that the FBI was reopening a probe into her emails shortly before the 2016 election. He boosted Trump's electoral performance but Trump resents him and hates him because he refused to rubber-stamp MAGA's rampant criminality. This indictment isn't about justice. Nobody genuinely thinks that Comey was threatening Trump. This is about terrorizing a political enemy of the president through wanton weaponization of the Justice Department. Please ❤️ and share if you don't buy this James Comey seashell rubbish!

@Mollyploofkins You have to consider that MAGA women are competing against inflatable fkdolls

Carrie Underwood MAGAfied

@Mayoisspicyy Sure it's not 900%? I'm feeling 900% personally.

Donald Trump's approval rating is down 600%.

This. Opposing antisemitism and opposing genocide are not inconsistent. They arise from the same rejection of injustice. It isn’t hard!

@SlickRick00666 @theliamnissan Huh? 🤨 Can't tell whether it's the grammar, syntax or vocabulary that's confusing... If you're knee-jerk defending him, I'm just roasting an old Twitter institution for being behind the times for once.

@SassySimian @theliamnissan Say the one crying over his (truthful) post.

Hillary Clinton is the epitome of unprincipled ambition. Come at me fuckers