Seba the Sebason

@2brokefora249 Fooiiid me to the moon, and let me mog among the chuuds. Let me see what spring is like, on Jewpiter and Mars.

In the last 4 days alone I’ve been asked why I don’t have a GF 12 times In less than a week

@2brokefora249 This is the work of the Big Yahu

@2brokefora249 I need an AR man

New LPVO Paint day

@2brokefora249 How does one fail this badly

Guess who didn’t get to finish zeroing their Krink Chineseum the weakest material known to man

@2brokefora249 Unsure if my last anime girl picture counts

I got nothing to hide

@Kar635 Not sure if this counts or not

>A Catholic Bishop gets put on prime-time national television in the 1950s >No script, no teleprompter, no celebrity guests, just him, a chalkboard, and the Gospel >Hollywood completely writes him off as boring religious programming >Proceeds to absolutely dominate the TV ratings, drawing 30 million viewers every single week >Crushes the biggest secular comedians in the country to win the Emmy Award >Accepts the Emmy on live TV by thanking his four writers: "Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John." >Converted countless communists, atheists, and Hollywood executives to the Catholic faith >About to be beatified in 2026 We need more men like this. Archbishop Fulton Sheen pray for us!

@2brokefora249 Lowkey can’t wait until me and my friend get to the Paths arc in season 4 during his first watch and my rewatch. I need to see that man’s reaction, those are my favorite episodes in the series. Sadly won’t happen for a while though, we just finished season 1 episode 4

Re watching season 4 and holy smokes I’m reaching down bad levels never before seen

@2brokefora249 Let me guess, gooner girls like him because of masked man fantasy

@Seba_Sebason Him

When SOME people learn I cosplay I’ve had a handful of girls ask me if I cosplay Ghost and könig

@oddcrittergirl Bidenmaxxing

fell down the stairs award

@WanChiTheYokai God bless her

MY IRL FRIENDS MOM BEAT BREAST CANCER!!!!!! SAY SOMETHING NICE SO I CAN SHOW HER!!!! Shes still recovering and some love might help:(

@FatherNaugle @ChristopherHale

To lapsed and leftist Catholics: your defense of the Holy Father is a good deed; defend the Church also on abortion, sexuality, contraception, etc. Never miss Mass and go to Confession regularly. If you use Pope Leo as a political pawn, you are worse than Trump.

@oddcrittergirl Whenever I see cradle Catholics or Christians hating on fervent converts, I am filled with anger. It was like a betrayal seeing one of my Christian high school friends agreeing with a post that said “if you converted as an adult, you probably did something horrible.”

(Certain) Cradle Catholics on this app be like “I hate converts they’re such weirdos they actually believe in the bible and the church !”

@2brokefora249 It’s this shit right here, my last saved image. When I was a kid, I knew this mii game from funny little playthroughs Dantdm did. I wanted to play Tomadachi Life so bad as a kid, and now this chud ruins it for me. Technology has fallen into the hands of those who deserve it least

@Simulacrnt @2brokefora249 That’s disturbing

@Seba_Sebason @2brokefora249 Got the dissection part wrong, he just tortured her, beat her to death, scalped her, removed all the flesh from her skull, and removed all of her blood But yeah it still happened

LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

@2brokefora249 If Amazon fumbles this, I will be so disappointed, I want to see the greatest parody of the sequel trilogy known to man

@Simulacrnt @2brokefora249 What

@2brokefora249 Fun fact the guy who made the spaceballs animated series dissected his wife and made a gore porn comic

When China builds soulless cookie cutter suburban sprawl, it’s innovative and impressive. When we do it, it’s dystopian. Communists are so unserious.

Watched End of Evangelion today , very good and artistic but also incredibly mind-bending (not inherently a bad thing)