SenorLan 🌑

@Jiggawatt @AutismCapital Hey bro, we all know your uncle fucked u in the ass when you were young and you are now poor on food stamps living in your mum’s basement. No need to lash out by “trolling” on X. Get Help.

@Senorlan @AutismCapital Why not concern yourself with something local like the goat that recently went missing or the surging bamboo prices?

If you watch the full Joe Rogan x Theo Von podcast from today you can cut the tension with a knife. Theo will say something "left coded" and Joe will immediately take the opposite end of the stance, and challenge him over and over until Theo basically says "What are you doing?"

@Jiggawatt @AutismCapital Obviously the one you are residing in. You retarded Americans like to use where someone is based as some sort of one up rather than argued actual points

@Senorlan @AutismCapital Which country exactly? Lol

@Jiggawatt @AutismCapital The secondary ones run the country

@Senorlan @AutismCapital The main one died in jail.

I think way too many ppl are delusional about this idea of letting Iran control the SoH, having the US pull out, and just letting Iran set up a toll booth. Where does Saudi’s power actually come from? It’s not just because they’re rich. Their entire influence comes from being the world’s only swing Producer. We need oil, and Saudi controls that market. If Iran takes over the SoH, they become the most powerful, one of a kind Global Swing Producer in history. If they don’t like the oil price? They can just "adjust" the traffic in a strait that handles ~20mb/d to swing prices however they want. If the UAE gets on Iran’s bad side? "No passage for UAE tankers." If Kuwait tries to build a bypass? "Fine, the SoH is closed starting today. Let’s see if you can finish that bypass—which takes years—without making a single dime." By letting Iran control that flow, the US is effectively making Iran the ultimate energy gatekeeper. The entire regional hegemony shifts to Iran. Saudi and the UAE lose everything. Think about it—if you were MBS, would you let this happen? Let’s say the US pulls out this week. The US started this mess, and now the GCC has to just sit there and watch their power handed over to Iran? Let me give you a reality check for Americans: Imagine Mexico now controls the North American continent. "Want to fly to the UK? Get Mexico’s permission. Want to import jet fuel from Asia? Pay Mexico a toll and take the route they tell you to. Did you dare to criticize Mexico? Now, no container ships can enter your waters. You can’t say a word against the great President of Mexico." It sounds like a fantasy, but that’s the reality for the GCC. If the US tries to run away? If I were the GCC, I wouldn’t let them leave. I’d grab them by the hair and drag them back to clean up the mess they made. I’ve said before that this is an existential issue for Iran and Israel. Well, Iranian control of the SoH is an existential issue for every other GCC nation. And the GCC has leverage. They have massive wealth invested in the West, huge U.S. asset holdings, decades of lobbying networks, and they are the biggest donors for Trump’s terms. And of course they have oil. Do you really think Brent would stay below $100/bbl if the GCC teamed up and cut just 3mb/d for six months? Even the most optimistic guy knows the answer is zero chance. They don't even need a fancy excuse: "Oh, since the US gave up on us and Iran owns the SoH, it's not safe. We have to cut production. Sorry!" Within months, the US would be begging to come back. It’s just pushing the Middle East into an even bigger pit of fire. Thanks for listening to my TED Talk :) #oott #iran

@Jiggawatt @AutismCapital Nobody is tired of it, we want perpetrators in jail

@AutismCapital That's not it. It's that most normal people (Joe included) are tired of this new breed of terminally online conspiros who can't shut up about Da Joos, Epstein, Aliens, and all the other distraction topics. It's very, very tiresome.

Goodnight everyone

I missed the entire trump speech and haven't looked at the market. Tell me how it went using only gifs.

@StealthQE4 You are fighting for the joos and satanic pedos gaining more dominion over the rest of the world.

I’ll say it again. How many casualties will America stomach before we have political unrest and demand an end to this? 2000? 5000? 10,000? What are we fighting for again? 900lbs of uranium 🤦‍♂️

@penguin_curator @PeteHegseth Thats just an excuse, its nothing to do with their leaders. Its all about the joos dominance, Oil dominance, petro dollar dominance.

@PeteHegseth Pretty egregious and evil statement, you're talking about ruining the lives of an entire country of innocent people because of the actions of their leadership

Back to the Stone Age.

@DeepDishEnjoyer @0xDamien

are you starting to get it now

@citadelwolff Fuck him, as long u are not on leverage will beat his stupid ass

Not trading against this guy man Even tho fundamentally the stock market should be nuking, and oil should be soaring

"2 weeks to flatten the curve." "Do your part, stay home." "Here we are with an economy in crisis, but with an incredible opportunity." "An opportunity for a reset." Coordinated Plandemic 2.0 vibes, don't you think? 🤫

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inflation is over and the fed has everything under control the war will end tomorrow and iran will refund the US for the bombs we dropped your favorite political leader definitely, actually and genuinely cares about you and isn't a power-hungry depraved sycophant for israel

@WestieCapital Its not a holiday?

April fools is legitimately the worst holiday of the year

I swear everything is just so much easier when you're curious about shit. Discipline is top-down suppression of impulse. Obsession is bottom-up amplification of curiosity.

@0xDamien Just keep longing

Markets no longer care about what Iran say?

Grapling é natural

Fly fly, lazy eagle.