Chicago math is leaving an hour ahead for a 20 minute commute so you’ll hopefully arrive 5 minutes early
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Jason Van Marx
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Y’all we're not dead, we're just turning 30 😂
To our fans: We're not going anywhere. We have been and will always be your home for beloved, innovative cartoons ⬛️⬜️ More to come soon!
#CartoonNetwork #CN30 #30andthriving #CartoonNetworkStudios #FridayFeeling #FridayVibes
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Me preparing to reply “K” after skimming most of the message
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Society’s current culture is misplaced activism’s Dunning-Kruger love child
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“I don’t wanna put anything harmful in my body”
*proceed to drink themselves within an inch of death every weekend*
Y’all worried about the wrong shots.
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What a long ass way to say it.
Michael Knowles@michaeljknowles
I've always found brevity to be the soul of wit.
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You’ve helped fan the flames these past 4 years after Trump insulted you, your wife, and your father like a spineless taint scratcher. You👏🏾 share👏🏾 the👏🏾 blame👏🏾.
Ted Cruz@tedcruz
Devastating. Heidi and I are lifting up in prayer the family of the U.S. Capitol Police officer who tragically lost his life keeping us safe. He was a true hero. Yesterday's terrorist attack was a horrific assault on our democracy. Every terrorist needs to be fully prosecuted.
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“If you make it deadly to protest people would rather live with their misery than die trying to change it.” - Black Lightning
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@Fiorella_im Flip the pancake before it starts burning and voters are the spatula. 4 more years of eroding foreign influence and environmental protections? THIS is why liberals don’t win: they think selfishly instead of the big picture. Biden isn’t a Disney Princess on roses but fuck now.
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Ya’ll suddenly advocating for Joe Biden are why progressives have 0 power in electoral politics. You ALWAYS give corrupt Democrats your vote w/o getting anything. He’s not giving us healthcare, defunding the police, or UBI. So why the hell would we vote for him?
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Cops applauding themselves for attacking an elderly man and leaving him with brain damage is just a cartoonish level of evil
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This is extremely and intentionally hateful. Trump and his people know exactly what month they're doing this in.
NPR@NPR
BREAKING: The Trump administration just finalized a rule that would remove nondiscrimination protections for LGBTQ people in health care and health insurance.
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Di—did Mitt Romney inch closer to passing the vibe check??
Mitt Romney@MittRomney
Black Lives Matter.
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@CrossFit Try actually apologizing for the remarks, not this pedestrian workaround as if insensitivity was his only discognition at play.
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.@CrossFitCEO: "I, CrossFit HQ, and the CrossFit community will not stand for racism. I made a mistake by the words I chose yesterday.
My heart is deeply saddened by the pain it has caused. It was a mistake, not racist but a mistake.
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US rivals are mocking Trump’s use of force against protesters, claiming America no longer has the right call itself the beacon of democracy. THIS is how far we’ve fallen in 4 years.
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