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@angelinabaeee @David_Daniels88 Hi

@kinzless @mckinziie 👀

@ThinkAppraiser One day at a time.

One tenant pre-paid 2 months of rent out to nowhere. Two tenants that were almost 2 weeks late both paid rent today. Recession avoided FOR NOW.

@Moxese Those are derbys.

@PerfectlyWeird @yomomo91!

Mmmmmm... Bork!

@iGetTrades The gabagool!

Sundays be like…🍷

@StealthQE4 Nope, just my earning habits!

Has inflation caused you to change your spending habits? If so where have you cut back?

@dig_deeper1 Feeling better about my hour drives for White Castle.

I just met someone who flew from Boston to Phoenix just to eat In and Out burgers 🍔 🍔🍔 and she took some burgers to go back to Boston True story. I’m in shocked but I think it’s kinda cool. 😎

@Thefrugalgay11 I'm mortgage royalty.

"Mortgage Prisoner" Being stuck in a home w a low interest rate, so can't move. This is a new term for me, and I have NO empathy for anyone who calls themselves this. 🤦‍♂️

@Thefrugalgay11 Have the tweets proofread moving forward. Got it.

I've asked my spouse to toss the rotting cotton candy grapes in the fridge that he had to have. I follow up once a day. This was his response today

@RealEstateMaxi Powder room.

Need help. What room in the house would be best for this $3500 horse lamp? 🐴💡

@alexforbes__ A guy in my office starts every cold call with, "Hi _____! My name is JimBob, does that sound familiar?" Awful.

How to not get a sale. A vendor in the area called me and led with “Hi, do you already deal with us?” 🚩 I said no but somebody stopped by the other week and left their card. “Oh I didn’t know that, who was it?” 🚩 Not sure, a younger guy. I have his card somewhere. “So what happened with that, anything?” 🚩 Not sure what you mean but we’re happy with our current vendors. Thanks for calling. 🤳 People are clueless…

@maceskridge @gas_biz You do know that someone gets a fat commission when you open a 401k, right?

@gas_biz It’s a scam. The salesman takes a big commission. Growth is much less than investing in the market

Infinite banking? Anyone familiar with this? I watched a video on it and it’s interesting but I want to hear who has actually done it and how did it work out Premise is you over fund a permanent life policy and borrow from it when you need money

@TheDrugMoney You would absolutely need to be a nuclear engineer to afford a place like this.

How much would a home like this cost in your neighborhood?

@ThinkAppraiser Whoa....

just had a home in escrow for $800K and my appraised value came in at $650,000 even though I did an excellent, detailed, well supported appraisal I bet you everybody thinks I'm either an A.) an idiot or B.) an a$$hole for "coming in so low" Almost like this job is no-win :*(

@creepydotorg It means he isn't taking his meds.

A schizophrenic inmate in a prison drew this. What does it mean, if anything?

@ThinkAppraiser Ketamine.

What’s the best way to make time feel like it’s slowing down?

@alexforbes__ I've been this guy, you have to get rid of him. If he's good when he is there let him know you see it and when he gets his shit together to call you. It just might be what he needs.

Would you cut this guy loose or give him another shot? Some context… We have a new-ish hire (8 weeks) who has had issues with showing up. Legitimate personal issues like death in the family, car accident, sick, family problems, etc. keep popping up. The problem is they never seem to end. There’s no way all of these things can keep happening week after week right? As a result, he’s only put in a full week 50% of his time with us. He is great when he is working but the rest of the team is having to pick up the slack and we’re starting to fall behind. They are also making some negative comments about his constant absence as they are under a lot of pressure. We have a low tolerance for unplanned absences but there have been so many deeply personal things going on with this guy so I feel bad. However, I’ve had 2-3 conversations with him prior and I’m beginning to think he’s just bullshitting me. So, how would you handle this?

@OutdoorFinance My wife just left her job because in the same breath they told her they couldn't do it without her but her raise was .5% because she used too many of her sick days.

As someone who manages people, this needs to be said: Don’t get mad when your team uses their PTO/Sick time. They are people with lives outside of work. Micromanagement is a sure way to create a poor work environment. Trust your team. In many cases they are more knowledgeable on the issues at hand. Treat your subordinates how you want your manager to treat you.