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@Daily_MailUS The moonbears have evolved

Artemis II reports strange patterns on the moon as the NASA crew conducts historic flyby

I fucking hate change!!!!!!!!

@MisterBaseball0 I threw up

What was "the incident" at your ball park?

@BenVerlander My house! Me and the boys are gonna play Ookie Cookie before the game!!!

Where will be the best spots to pregame tomorrow in downtown Detroit? Been a while!

@byajperez Yeah, he was drunk! What, has woke made this a crime now?!?!?!

Tiger Woods fought off hiccups and drowsiness after his DUI arrest last week. The new footage seems to back up the arrest report, which stated the 15-time major champ showed “several signs of impairment.”

Ooga booga

Gonna do blackface for April Fools Day

Taking a shit and not flushing the toilet today

A 3rd plane just hit the tower

If dinosaurs are real, then why do they have such stupid names

@JomboyMedia God I love baseball

Mets fans got a "DUI" chant going with Marcell Ozuna at the plate

@NewsWire_US I’d much rather him protect NATO then these Jews and Muslims

TRUMP: MAGA likes us protecting certain allies. Whether it is Israel, or Saudi Arabia, or Qatar, or UAE—any of them. They want that.

@TheInsiderPaper I would to

BREAKING 🚨🚨 Former First Lady Jill Biden's Secret Service agent shoots himself while accompanying former first lady through Philadelphia airport — Daily Mail

@PredsNHL That fits

#NewProfilePic 🏳️‍🌈

@CurrentRevolt No way this dude isn’t gay

Elijah Schaffer was unwilling to chat about his divorce scandal when asked. He just dropped f-bombs and ran away with the young boys he brought to CPAC.

@DiscussingFilm It like actually sucks they are making this

First trailer for the ‘HARRY POTTER’ series. Releasing this Christmas on HBO.

Big fan of drone warfare

@BBCWorld Pretty sure they already got it when they sold them

Ghana demands compensation for slavery in landmark UN vote bbc.in/4rRUjny

@TigersJUK Arod was a Tiger?

The reason I’m a Tigers fan wore 7.

@DiscussingFilm Please be a joke

A sequel movie to the ‘LORD OF THE RINGS’ trilogy is officially in the works. Plot synopsis — 14 years after the passing of Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin set out to retrace the first steps of their adventure. Meanwhile, Sam’s daughter, Elanor, has discovered a long-buried secret and is determined to uncover why the War of the Ring was very nearly lost before it even began. Stephen Colbert is co-writing the script.

@TalkinBaseball_ This isn’t real. They spelled Texas wrong

The Rangers City Connect jerseys have leaked apparently (via u/Tha_Chadwick)