The Shapeshifter

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@WH1TEDECEIVER WOW

@SmugShifter “Not my fault. I’m a scientist, not a cart builder.”

@WH1TEDECEIVER DUMBASS

@SmugShifter “We had you contained, the wheel was just faulty.”

@SmugShifter “Hello!”

@WH1TEDECEIVER CAUSE YOU GUYS BROUGHT THEM IN WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING TO HAPPEN

@SmugShifter “Technically, your kind took over HQ, so, we’re even.”

@WH1TEDECEIVER RESEARCH MY ASS KIDNAPPER CREWMATE SCUM

@SmugShifter “Logically, we don’t know that! And that’s the purpose of research and experimenting!”

@WH1TEDECEIVER HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT PARASITES WILL EVEN CURE PEOPLE??? YOU SHOULD NOT BE TAKING LIVING BREATHING PEOPLE

@SmugShifter “…” “…” “…” “…” “… Well, we do.”

@WH1TEDECEIVER I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR PEOPLE YOU SHOULDN'T NEED MY PEOPLE IN ORDER TO MAKE A CURE

@SmugShifter “It’s for useful research! We need a cure for our people.”

@WH1TEDECEIVER WHY ELSE WOULD I HATE YOU CREWMATES YOU ARE KIDNAPPING MY KIND

@SmugShifter “Is this because of what we did to the parasites?”

@WH1TEDECEIVER CREWMATE SCUM

@SmugShifter “I noticed.”

@Green_iimp TRUE!

@SmugShifter ah i see... i guess more reason to kill crewmates

HOPING I CAN AT LEAST STAY IN POLUS IN PEACE

@Parody_Player1 MID GAME? WHAT ARE YOU YAMMERING ABOUT?

@SmugShifter no dude, i just don't wanna be around a guy who can change his skin mid game

@WH1TEDECEIVER YOU

@SmugShifter “Hopefully you do.”

@Parody_Player1 ARE YOU GONNA GO TO POLUS OR ARE YOU ACTUALLY GONNA LEAVE ME ALONE?

@SmugShifter Please do

@Green_iimp OH WELL ITS QUITE SIMPLE! THEY'RE PARASITES! THEY'RE NATIVE TO THIS PLANET, AND CREWMATE SCUM ARE TRYING TO STEAL THEM!

@SmugShifter yknow what you look more 'normal' than some parasite forms ive seen some other impostors have,, actually thats if it werent for you having. so many. tentacles.??? what are those actually

“You again.” [Dr. White rejoins Parody Twitter! More info below!]

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OH ITS GOOD TO BE BACK!

@brownsbestie WHY DO THEY EVEN BOTHER WITH THE TACKY SUIT? IT DON'T MAKE THEM LOOK GOOD.

@SmugShifter Indeed