Dr. White

“You again.” [Dr. White rejoins Parody Twitter! More info below!]

“I do not believe I personally know you. The name’s Dr. White.”

“17 of you, huh? Fast growing. How intriguing.” //how?

//bro, there’s this captain green parody imma be stalking like a vulture-

@SmugShifter “Not my fault. I’m a scientist, not a cart builder.”

@WH1TEDECEIVER DUMBASS

@SmugShifter “Hello!”

@SmugShifter “We had you contained, the wheel was just faulty.”

@WH1TEDECEIVER CAUSE YOU GUYS BROUGHT THEM IN WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING TO HAPPEN

@SmugShifter “Technically, your kind took over HQ, so, we’re even.”

@WH1TEDECEIVER RESEARCH MY ASS KIDNAPPER CREWMATE SCUM

“That… could be an issue.”

@SmugShifter “Logically, we don’t know that! And that’s the purpose of research and experimenting!”

@WH1TEDECEIVER HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT PARASITES WILL EVEN CURE PEOPLE??? YOU SHOULD NOT BE TAKING LIVING BREATHING PEOPLE

@SmugShifter “…” “…” “…” “…” “… Well, we do.”

@WH1TEDECEIVER I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR PEOPLE YOU SHOULDN'T NEED MY PEOPLE IN ORDER TO MAKE A CURE

@SmugShifter “It’s for useful research! We need a cure for our people.”

@WH1TEDECEIVER WHY ELSE WOULD I HATE YOU CREWMATES YOU ARE KIDNAPPING MY KIND

@SmugShifter “Is this because of what we did to the parasites?”

@WH1TEDECEIVER CREWMATE SCUM

@CapnGreen_ //nah you good mate i understand main series is amazing i need to rewatch alternate again tho i haven’t seen season 2, episode 3 yet

@WH1TEDECEIVER // this doesn't mean i don't love alternate just as much* i got excited. mb

// OH WE ARE SO FUCKED.

@CapnGreen_ //i literally just rewatched the main series and i needed to muse this guy again if you did good on you

@WH1TEDECEIVER // dude actually did i like unintentionally revive rodamrix parody twt by making this green account. i wasn't even expecting anyone else to have a rodamrix parody 😭

@SmugShifter “I noticed.”

@WH1TEDECEIVER I DON'T LIKE YOU

@CapnGreen_ //too lazy i just like embracing my muse i used to have a crazy amount of fun with this guy

@WH1TEDECEIVER // ME?? YOU'RE COMING FOR *ME*???

//i just realized this is more of a reset than a revival too bad

@CapnGreen_ //this meme:

@CapnGreen_ //i’m coming for you and your muse’s crew :3

@WH1TEDECEIVER YOU

HOPING I CAN AT LEAST STAY IN POLUS IN PEACE

@SmugShifter “Hopefully you do.”