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"The bible is a science fiction novel about a magical space wizard experimenting with play-doh" - Jesus, before the Romans got him.

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How 🤏🗿🤌@SpankedTank·15 Mar

"I put the oil in violence" - the US army, probably.

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@Spoon_town @berg_update Call that shit the botkin spray pattern

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Ope! McTavish@Spoon_town·4h

@berg_update Oh my god please stop

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Berggy@berg_update·6h

New Strat. Use the recoil to shoulder the gun faster.

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MamaBear 💯✌️@Rebbamacintosh·46m

Cops suck 🤢🤮 only way he could feel a woman up p.o.s 💩

Suzie rizzio@Suzierizzo1

A woman was stopped by a Layton City Police officer because he said she was driving drunk so she called her husband to have him there & the officer wouldn’t allow him to watch as he put his hands all over her body searching her.She had no alcohol or drugs,but still was charged!

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☭@marxpalestine·19h

This isn’t funny. They dont even act like this with Gal Gadot that actually k*lled children considering she was an IDF soldier and still promotes those nazis.

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@zach_hazard @DocStrangelove2 Finally, normal p90

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Doc Strangelove@DocStrangelove2·20h

You know what, Wait, I dunno about this one

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Thursday@ennui365·20h

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@NoCyclopathTO @gldivittorio At their destinations

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Torontonians Against Cyclopaths@NoCyclopathTO·4h

@gldivittorio Where are the bikes tho?

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GL@gldivittorio·7h

Imagine being so car pilled you think bikes get backed up in rush hour traffic the same way cars do

Sam E. Antar@SamAntar

Rush hour on the biggest dedicated two-way bike lane in America

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Leo ★@chihiropastlife·12h

I admire her for putting effort into creating real art instead of resorting to AI like a certain blonde artist did to promote her latest album

📍@ifwsaint

Billie spent a total of 7 hours trying to perfect the cover art for ‘HIT ME HARD AND SOFT’

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SXR123 (Dave)@SXR123·10h

Listen guys, I know people are upset about all the lay offs and studio's closing down... but just imagine how much happier john shareholder is now that he doesn't have to pay anyone. Isn't that the reason we do what we do? What do you mean no

Culture Crave 🍿@CultureCrave

Sony is shutting down VFX company Pixomondo • The company has won Oscars and Emmys • They were behind the visual effects for 'Game of Thrones', 'The Boys', 'House of the Dragon', and many other projects • Sony acquired them in 2022

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Ines Kostić #stemPvdD🌍@InesKostic·18h

Bizar. Krappe Kamermeerderheid wil toch miljoenen voor vreselijke apenproeven. In strijd met advies experts die innovatief, proefdiervrij onderzoek willen. 'Progressief' D66 steunt VVD-plan voor apenproeven die thuishoren in vorige eeuw. Stap achteruit voor welzijn mens en dier

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@sprookjesrreal Fuck krieltjes De keuze is altijd half gaar of gecremeert

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Marloessepoessos@sprookjesrreal·15h

Staat op verpakking 8 tot 10 minuten..... Sure die krieltjes moeten hier half uur minimaal !

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@faeriefauna444 Back 😤😤😤

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faerie quadmother™@faeriefauna444·12h

what’s the most attractive muscle group on a woman?

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thereisnobeth@thereisnobeth·2h

not to brag but I fucking called it

Nicholas Guyatt@NicholasGuyatt

The FT now reporting that, even without the energy shocks, there's a pretty good chance that the closure of Hormuz will pop the AI bubble and lead to a stock market crash

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PrincipledPhoenix@PrincipledPhoen·10h

oh no scary chemicals remember, be sure to avoid dihydrogen monoxide it's bad for you

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I recommend that nobody drinks energy drinks anymore.

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99% Johnny Graz@jvgraz·9h

"Globalize the intifada" means burning your own shit for the insurance money? Boy, have I been misled.

Oli London@OliLondonTV

This is what ‘Free Palestine’ activists mean when they chant ‘Globalize the Intifada’…

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روني الدنماركي@aldnmarki·15h

Volkswagen staying true to its roots, I see.

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ਜੀਵਨ ਰਾਏ🔻🇵🇸@jeevanrai·19h

Two weeks ago in Abbey Wood a driver deliberately swerved at & ran over a hijabi woman in broad daylight. (CW: the CCTV footage is terrifying.) Mainstream UK media haven’t mentioned it once.