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Employer: we're having a meeting about the IRA plan.
My cool coworker and me sitting quietly in the back, having completely misunderstood what they meant:
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Ope! McTavish
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Ope! McTavish
@Spoon_town
He/Him. Northwoodsian Anarchist. Heavy music enthusiast. Powerlifter. Gun dude. Public scooter hater. Energy drink aficionado.
Katılım Nisan 2022
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Well, it was about 6 hours into the 2 hour job that took 9 hours that I really started to regret my decision to do a full front suspension refresh on the garage floor, but my car drives real fuckin nice now. Big thanks to a couple homies who came and lent extra hands.
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Well, my, my, my...
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Lady Savvi Saurus Hex | Tour Mom@savvisaurus_rex
Lt. Joe Kenda. Send tweet.
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@Spark898 I train other muscle groups besides my chest and triceps.
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What's the name for the weird slurry gibberish every cop uses when they fire off their name and department so you can't understand what they said? That has to be something they're trained to do.
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@i0lanthe_ No, I genuinely mean when they are starting an interaction with a person on a traffic stop or whatever and rattle off their name.
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@prekoput Nope, but you hear it then, and in virtually every single video of every police interaction regardless of department or location.
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@Bigfoot_speaks Oh yeah, and there's also the part where if I lost my patience with someone unruly or confrontational, I would lose my fucking job.
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@Bigfoot_speaks Ah well. I spent a couple years in online customer service in my early 20s where I had to state the company name and my name clearly, as well as several other scripted phrases over 100 times a day and I must just be built different because that was the easiest part.
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@amamruoyton I mean, that's what I've always suspect. I'm sure they probably call it something similar to that. Nevertheless, they all sound like they have head trauma.
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Listening to a scanner will drive you crazy. Cops have this 'police argot' that shortens and garbles those phrases and information on purpose so it'll make it hard for the average person to understand.
Ope! McTavish@Spoon_town
What's the name for the weird slurry gibberish every cop uses when they fire off their name and department so you can't understand what they said? That has to be something they're trained to do.
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@ForeverDreamerX @MisanthropicZo1 Yep, and they're talking about a different thing.
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@Uhhhhhhhh16 That's the tactic, for sure. I'm just wondering what they call it lol.
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@GettingBucketzz @MisanthropicZo1 "I can't believe I'm expected to communicate basic information like who the fuck I am with people when I initiate verbal contact with them, even though I signed up for that???"
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@MisanthropicZo1 @Spoon_town It gets exhausting for the smol bean cops to say their name and badge number 🥺
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@MisanthropicZo1 I'm talking about the thing they do where they marblemouth it at the very start of every interaction ever regardless of context. Open your fucking mouth when you talk, you're (presumably) an adult.
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@Spoon_town Repetitious exhaustion.
So many internet lawyers think they can avoid their DUI or shoplifting charge by asking for name and badge number after resisting arrest through force that it probably gets exhausting.
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@EarthsideManuf1 I mean, that was pretty extreme, but -20 to -40 for a couple weeks at a time in January and February is known to happen most years here.
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@Spoon_town Fuuuuck that shit. I only operate in the -30 to 120 degree range.
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I remember -58° one night at work. We'd take take a girder off the blast carts and set them on bunks. Then as they rapidly cooled again, you could hear and feel them shifting.
Christopher Wipper@SGTWipper1Each
What’s the coldest weather you’ve personally endured?
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I want to play this but this does not seem fun.
WKB V8@570WKBlacklabel
FH6のAIがどれだけチートしてるかというと、ホンダ・シティやホンダ・ビートが787Bをブッちぎる位にはチートしてる（※最高難易度）
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@LCSscallywag Honestly I thought of this, but now I'm just extra mad because I want to support him but his music is just so bad.
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@Spoon_town This is way funnier now that the singer came out
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I don't care if you're a Beartooth fan, just don't do it in front of my kids.
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