BIGGEST VIRG

4. are you over your ex?

This result from the OAU Microbiology Department says a lot. 2 A’s, 8 B’s, 38 C’s… but then 25 D’s, 76 E’s and 58 F’s. That’s 159 students sitting in D, E and F. There’s no realistic way that that number of students are all incapable or unserious. Students today are not less intelligent, if anything they are more exposed and putting in more effort than ever. The reality is that many of them are studying under pressure that goes beyond academics. They are dealing with finances, feeding, accommodation, unstable systems, and still trying to keep up with demanding coursework. The energy it takes just to survive in school now is draining enough before even opening a book. So when results look like this, it should raise questions about the system, the teaching approach, the assessment style, and whether the conditions students are learning under are even fair in the first place. Because if the majority of a class is failing, the problem cannot be the majority.

no sympathy for people who do the worldle like this. just a fundamental misunderstanding of what game you’re playing. pathetic

I can not believe you people are actually saying bedbugs are worse than snakes 😭

Full time job is equivalent to a permanent job This is of no difference to free lancing and hence not considered as a Full time Job nor advisable to be one Elon might decide to take another route in the nearest future , what will become of those that made it their sole job rather than as side hustle

Best Graduation Student from Electrical Electronics with a 4.98 CGPA. You think he is a dullard like you? NELFUND loan won't be repaid until he gets a job and only 10% of his monthly salary will be deducted towards repayment. It's better than dropping out of school.

Sister printing brother photocopy White House downstairs yellow house basement daddy shey na photocopy Real student in OAU and legend will understand this

This result from the OAU Microbiology Department says a lot. 2 A’s, 8 B’s, 38 C’s… but then 25 D’s, 76 E’s and 58 F’s. That’s 159 students sitting in D, E and F. There’s no realistic way that that number of students are all incapable or unserious. Students today are not less intelligent, if anything they are more exposed and putting in more effort than ever. The reality is that many of them are studying under pressure that goes beyond academics. They are dealing with finances, feeding, accommodation, unstable systems, and still trying to keep up with demanding coursework. The energy it takes just to survive in school now is draining enough before even opening a book. So when results look like this, it should raise questions about the system, the teaching approach, the assessment style, and whether the conditions students are learning under are even fair in the first place. Because if the majority of a class is failing, the problem cannot be the majority.

Hit me with the harshest reality truth

“We the Nigerian Students have never had it so good like the way we have it under President Tinubu” - Olushola Oladoja, President National Association of Nigerian Students

You do not represent Nigerian students. You represent whoever put that cap on your head. Nigerian students are not blind to what you are, and history will not be kind to those who traded the welfare of millions for personal access to power. NANS Has Become a Disgrace to Nigerian Students There is something insulting about watching the President of the so called National Association of Nigerian Students stand before cameras, donning an APC-branded cap, and singing praises of an administration that has made student life unbearable. It is not even surprising. It is, exactly what we expect from an association that has long abandoned its mandate and surrendered its soul to political paymasters. When a student leader speaks in glowing terms about a government while wearing the ruling party's colours, he is not speaking for students. He is speaking for whoever funded his trip, his cap, and definitely, his position. This is the face of the modern NANS, a political errand boy dressed in student clothing. "We the Nigerian Students have never had it so good like the way we have it under President Tinubu." LEMAAOOO!! This isn't just laughable, it is a deliberate slap in the face of every student struggling to survive in this country today. Let us examine the reality these leaders are too comfortable to acknowledge: 1. Tuition fees have skyrocketed. Universities across Nigeria have implemented massive fee hikes, with some institutions multiplying their charges severalfold — all under the banner of "go and collect NELFUND." Students are being pushed into a debt cycle before they even enter the labour market, a market that has nothing to offer them anyway. NELFUND, rather than being a genuine relief, has become a convenient justification for the systematic defunding of public education. 2. Education subsidies have been gutted. The removal of subsidies has transferred the full burden of education costs onto families already crushed by inflation, a collapsed naira, and the devastating aftermath of fuel subsidy removal. A student's parent who used to spend a manageable amount per session is now spending multiples of that — if they can at all. 3. Students cannot afford basic necessities. Food costs have doubled and tripled. Accommodation, once a basic student right, is now a luxury. Hostel fees have risen beyond the reach of many. Those who manage to secure a room off-campus face electricity bills that consume whatever little they have. Students are going to bed hungry in a country whose government officials cannot stop celebrating their own achievements. 4. Kidnapping, insecurity, and violence are ravaging campuses and the roads students travel. Nigerian students are being abducted. Some are killed. Lives are destroyed. And from NANS? Silence. Not a press release. Not a protest. Not a candle. Nothing. Because their paymasters do not fund statements that embarrass the administration. 5. NANS has not produced a single meaningful initiative in over a decade. No credible welfare programme. No legal advocacy. No successful push for student representation in policy-making. They do not negotiate for students, they negotiate with politicians, for themselves. They show up at rallies, issue endorsements, and collect the rewards. The association has become a conveyor belt for political patronage, recycling compromised leadership every cycle. The tragedy is that NANS was once feared. It was once a voice. Under genuine student leaders, it shut down governments, forced policy reversals, and made those in power remember that the youth of this country were watching. That NANS is dead. What remains is a hollow shell, a group of political foot soldiers who wear student identity as a costume when it suits their ambitions. In a way, I still think NANS has not fallen, it was sold. And the receipt is that APC cap. Rubb!sh

What did you score when you wrote JAMB ?