Charlie Moore

@FLCons To this guy

Well that looks safe. 😝 What do you think the other ends of the rope are tethered to? (wrong answers encouraged!) 😀

@HSGARAGE1 Maybe you should look for one of these

せっかくインチ表記入りの定規買ったけどマジでインチの長さの測り方がわからない 誰か詳しく教えて…😢 本気で思うけど、長さぐらいcmで揃えてくれ

@TansuYegen This is going to lead to some very out of shape pole dancers

Arecanut harvests got faster with one climbing vehicle 🚜

@gofishh77 Get it back to camp tech

What do we have here? A tree acting as a tire?! That’s different.

@penahening I hope he's using kerosene not water then chain lube

Does a bicycle chain really need to be cleaned like this?

@AllieJade1 All it takes on that slope is lifting the bucket overhead

Buddy! How did you end up upside down? 😆

@alphafox Never tip for counter service

Do you tip 25% or go to the next restaurant?

@Notwokenow Maybe they ran out of flock cameras

Why are they stealing fire hydrants?

@Pixie1z 3.7

What is the right amount?

@AllieJade1 That's the energy saver model uses almost no electricity

I have no words! 😜😟 Somebody actually installed this lady's ceiling fan like this. And actually LEFT it like that.

@celinatruckstop Sorry but this is an urgent load there's a terrorist In Iran who needs this imitately

URGENT: The driver hauling this Military device needs to come inside immediately. For customer safety, we need the tarp removed to test the tip for residue and insure it isn't capable of a sudden discharge. You are not permitted to pull out until our tactical team physically handles the payload. Thank you.

@Didicoy_Tonttu @OneTonScoutII We usually just mow the fairways with that. We use the d9 for plowing the greens

@THECHM3 @OneTonScoutII Got to finish ploughing the 12th green, Mildred, I'll be late for supper.

@LibertyCappy D

Which one?

@celinatruckstop I have 3 catboxes that need changing I'll bring them right over and dump them in

HERO: We ran out of kitty litter to soak up a diesel spill at Pump 9 so Cashier Belinda volunteered her body to absorb the puddle yesterday. She will remain there until the spill is dry and she can be wrung out into a container. Please do not flick cigarette butts near her as it will severely hamper her chances of winning Employee of the Month for April.

@lucyshow11 Where's the chocolate

Cherry was my choice 😋 you? 😄

@WallStreetApes I live 7 miles north of New Mexico and I'm seeing more and more of my neighbors running NM plates its a lot cheaper than paying what polesmoker wants

This is literally insane Colorado resident says their Democrat Governor Jared Polis is lying when he says their taxes are low, she says the real taxation comes from their “fees” She paid her vehicle registration Amount: $331.59 per year but then come the fees: - Age of vehicle add-on: $14 - Registration base fee: $43 - Bridge safety surcharge: $46 - Clerk hire fee: $4 - County road and bridge: $1.88 - Emission area area error account: $3 - Emission clean screen: $25 - Emergency medical services: $4 - Emissions program area county: $1.40 - Emission statewide air account: $1 - Insurance fee: $1 - Motorist insurance database fee: $0.20 - Peace officer standardized training fee: $2 - Road safety surcharge: $56 - Material fee for the tab (the little sticker): $0.33 Total of these 15 fees: $202.81 annually Total cost with tax and fees for her vehicle is $534.40 just for the registration

@AmiriKing Firing squad

WATCH: A mother pleads with a judge to release her son after he shot a 15-year-old boy in the head and injured four others. ‘Cody a good kid. He just at da wrong place at da wrong time.’ What should the punishment be when someone indiscriminately shoots into a crowd of people?

@FrankBr05713205 Can't complain I've had to do that too chasing issues

Word of advice from a veteran automotive technician: If your vehicle is at a shop for repairs and that shop keeps calling you back saying that it needs additional parts because the other bad part caused more parts to go bad, then they are probably just guessing and not property diagnosing the real problem. They are "throwing parts" at it hoping to find the real problem. There is a huge shortage of qualified and experienced technicians (especially in dealerships) so this practice is unfortunately becoming more common. Be careful out there, get a second or third opinion.

@QuantumTech_X That's called a skate it's not to stop the train it's for holding a stopped railcar

A tiny brake shoe stops a massive train,how?