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In the past 30 years, Texas tech has played Houston 35 times across the 3 major men’s sports with a combined record of 7-28 lmao
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Tech battery thrower
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Tech battery thrower
@TTechBatteryMan
i throw triple A’s and tortillas #RapeNicoHarrison if you block me I win
Nyc/Dfw/LBK Bergabung Ekim 2017
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@retard_radar @Jack_Norris0 Yeah good one man, make a conclusive statement judging my intelligence based off of one tweet without using any standardised psychometric tests used to measure intelligence.
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@JarheadFrog Very funny to talk about how much a university cost when you got it for free jartard
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Every Red Raider fan is from DFW, couldn't afford TCU or SMU, so they shipped themselves off to the depths of Lubbock to get a community college degree just to open up a landscaping company.
90% of those mfs work in landscaping after graduation.
Red Raider 🌵@TortillaMafia
Every Texas “fan” needs to show me their degree right now
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@JiffjoffI @xurbanxcowboyx Denver food? You’re on crack
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@xurbanxcowboyx It sucks, seattle food also sucks, Denver might have better food than both those places
The real advantage is that Austin has HEB grocery stores so you can cook all you want great homemade meals for cheap
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unfortunately austin is the worst food city I've ever lived in. It's fine and has its strengths, it's just easily below SF/NYC/Boston/Seattle imo unless you REALLY like barbeque and breakfast tacos and overpriced "new american" type stuff
foley (follard)@follard
Austin has an incredible food scene and one that is so different from other US markets. Where else is the best food often served out of a trailer or food truck? Where else can you eat a Michelin star meal at a picnic table? But there is a missing piece: our bagels suck.
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@_evan_worle @BoardGeniuses A billion dollar donor you fucking retard
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@TTechBatteryMan @BoardGeniuses Proving my point you moron. What did mahomes ever accomplish at tech? 8-4?
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@scamm_likely @OV0Brandon When you’re filming shit constantly? How many games you go to this year
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Dude doesnt go to a single game all year and is considered a "superfan", is he the greatest larper of all time?
Pop Crave@PopCrave
Timothée Chalamet & Kylie Jenner spotted at the Knicks game in New York City tonight.
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@_evan_worle @BoardGeniuses I guess you never heard of Patrick Mahomes
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@zachvaze @BoardGeniuses Damn you’re fucking stupid.
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EASIEST BARS IN THE US TO GET LAID
1. El Bar (Miami, FL)
2. The Rustic (Dallas, TX)
3. Kung Fu Saloon (Austin, TX)
4. Tin Roof (Nashville, TN)
5. Olde Queens Tavern (New Brunswick, NJ)
6. El Hefe (Scottsdale, AZ)
7. Green Rock Tap & Grill (Hoboken, NJ)
8. Literally any SEC college bar
9. Phebe’s (New York, NY — June–August ONLY)
10. The Spaniard (New York, NY)
11. Elbo Room (Fort Lauderdale, FL)
12. Uptown Social (Charleston, SC)
13. Harrah’s Pool After Dark (Atlantic City, NJ)
14. The Bungalow Santa Monica (Los Angeles, CA)
15. Sidecar Social (Dallas, TX)
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lawyer here
if you try to kill the president and miss, it’s not a crime
there’s no such charge as “attempted assassination”
and it was in DC? this guy will walk
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@mo6k @MurrayHillGuy1 GF clearly means gluten free
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@MurrayHillGuy1 Wait - did you just say you are cheating on your wife???
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Day 2 field report: San Diego
6am sunrise (was kinda cloudy)
GF runs 5 miles, I patrol the boardwalk looking for my wife
Better Buzz coffee.. elite?
Ocean Pacific Gym lift. Best gym in USA.
La Jolla walk
Afternoon brews/tacos by the water
Little Italy tn
Love this city
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@zachlanebryan This dude is a joke that’s why his ass can’t step foot in Brooklyn
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Karen ahhh tweet
Coby Griffith@coby_griffith
@zachlanebryan What a scum response to a fan who probably waited all night to see you and the opening artists, I paid over a thousand dollars to see this show and waited in my car for over 4 hours. Minimal communication by the stadium and zach bryan himself. Ridiculous.
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@brightafia Break up with your girl you’ll lose some weight
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Did anyone here go from having a lot of belly fat to a flat stomach? What worked for you?
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@ShaneTuttleNCAA Buddy is about to fire up kick and start streaming
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Diego Pavia posts and deletes a message on his IG story:
“F*ck the nfl / I write my own path”
Pavia was undrafted by all 32 teams in this year’s NFL Draft
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4 out of 5 of Texas Tech's Draft Picks were 1-year rentals.
Lee Hunter developed at UCF
Caleb Douglas developed at Florida
David Bailey developed at Stanford
Romello Height developed at Georgia Tech
Ben Golan@BenjaminGolan
“Before tonight Texas Tech had never had four players taken in the first three rounds. Caleb Douglas makes it five” - @espn #WreckEm
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What is up with this guy forreal
NBA@NBA
Philadelphia Eagles’ first-round pick Makai Lemon rings the bell before the Celtics/76ers Game 3 🔔
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@ChampagnePoopi3 @SinPerfectt @HtownIsWestTX @Big12Conference @NewEraCap @TexasTechFB @ASUFootball @UCF_Football @Utah_Football We made the back of bijans head his his ass that’s something
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@SinPerfectt @HtownIsWestTX @Big12Conference @NewEraCap @TexasTechFB @ASUFootball @UCF_Football @Utah_Football They still had over 20 years to do something in that conf and didn’t hahah now when OU n Tex are out the conf now people want to get loud
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@lbk_enjoyer @lorenzolasagn And wifi so you can airdrop them to your phone
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@lbk_enjoyer @lorenzolasagn Get a Fuji x100___. Has a film simulation mode
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> Instagram launched a nostalgiacore aesthetic “filter”
> it’s actually ai generating a new image each time
> went viral (posts hitting 100k+ likes)
> compute cost too high to run at scale
> pulled in 24hrs
POPTime@poptime
Instagram CHOCA ao lançar novo filtro que imita uma câmera fotográfica 🤯
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