Luke Teece

@SelfCareAgnes What’s happened to your Patreon account? Says you’ve been suspended

@CadentGasLtd if you work for you is it in your contract to never work a full day? Never seen a worker past 3pm in Leominster roadworks 🙄

Probably why the roads flood when it rains @HfdsCouncil @HfdsStreets

@TheCinesthetic Gangs of New York

Without saying your age, post your favorite film that released the year you turned 18.

@90sfootball Lizarazu

Who's the first player you think of when you see this France shirt?

@EnvAgencyMids @unibirmingham Doesn’t look much dissimilar to what John Price did to the Lugg in Kingsland, Herefordshire and you got him prosecuted….

#WorldRiversDay is just around the corner, take a look at some of this year's projects across the #Midlands A river restoration project with @unibirmingham on 1km of the River Cole in #EastBirmingham is now complete. Watch this video to find out more: bit.ly/4dmklZe

Who else is not driving an Electric Car & have not installed a Heat Pump?

@HfdsCouncil how many tyres am I allowed to take each visit to a recycling centre? (They’re not from commercial use)

My neighbours are cunts

This moment was tv gold. #thismorning

Masters of the Air was great #appletv ✈️

@AsdaServiceTeam disappointing home delivery this evening. Came an hour early with no notification driver was on his way. 9 substitutions and a baby milk with the security tag still attached! #nothappy

@CrimeLdn Not a Jeep

YouTuber / business man Daniel Ashville had his jeep back window smashed in west London a couple of days ago..

@HfdsCouncil Maybe actually move them when the road is clear then!

Please do not remove flood road closure signs or barriers OR drive through road closures or flood water They are in place for the safety of residents & will only be removed when a road has passed a safety inspection latest official road closures & updates orlo.uk/Flooding_infor…

@ianperkins69 SW corner of the main piece looks a bit dry #unevenspreading

Poached Egg perfection once more. Keep your snide toast comments to themselves. #PoachedEggPorn

Who the fuck opens bread like this?! #cavemen #inlaws

@FitbitSupport my watch decided to pop open in the swimming pool and now isn’t working! It’s less than 2 years old too

@YPLAC Ludlow @sainsburys

@RSPBEngland what bird of prey is this in my garden?