Thanos

The Israeli government is well able to fund the Iron Dome system, which has proven critical to keep innocent civilians safe from rocket attacks and bombardment. Consistent with my voting record to date, I will not support Congress sending more taxpayer dollars and military aid to a government that consistently ignores international law and U.S. law. Netanyahu’s allies in the Knesset just approved a $45 billion defense budget, and the Prime Minister himself also asserted his interest in withdrawing from the MOU with the United States in January. It is fully within their ability to fund Iron Dome and other defensive systems. Our allies who need our military aid must understand that we will provide it consistent with the Leahy amendment and the foreign assistance act.

Basically how the Supreme Court went today 🤣🤣

NEWS: MAGA Mike caves on DHS funding. After refusing to bring it to the floor amid pressure from Trump, Mike Johnson just announced, in a joint statement with Majority Leader Thune, he’ll move forward the SAME Senate DHS bill passed unanimously last week that excludes ICE and CBP funding.

To the people of the United States of America

🚨 Do you understand what CNBC just told you.. the US unemployment system is not ready for a recession.. the safety net that's supposed to catch you when you lose your job.. is broken.. before you even lose the job.. most states drained their unemployment trust funds during COVID and never refilled them.. they borrowed from the federal government and some still haven't paid it back.. and look at what's happening right now.. Oracle just fired 30,000 people.. Amazon cut 27,000 last year.. Google laid off 12,000 sitting on $100 billion in cash.. AI companies are raising $122 billion in a single round while the companies funding them are firing hundreds of thousands to pay for it.. they found unlimited money for a war with Iran that nobody voted for.. they found $500 billion for Stargate.. they found $156 billion for Oracle's AI data centres.. they found $122 billion for OpenAI.. but the system that catches you when all of this replaces your job.. is broke.. there's always money for the machine that replaces you.. there's never money for what happens to you after.

Had to check to make sure this isn’t a parody account

Dan Bongino is in Israel 👀

Canada B.C. union calls for full-time work-from-home due to spiking gas prices

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🚨 BREAKING: The European Commission has urged people to work from home, drive and fly less, and for EU countries to urgently roll out renewables, as it warned of a prolonged energy crisis as a result of the conflict in the Gulf. Full story: politico.eu/article/europe…

The leaker:

bruh

Me, discovering Japanese twitter

Okay yes he was indeed popping champagne in celebration of the death penalty law. Absolute death cult.

South Korea's President today: "The world is in turmoil over the energy crisis...the situation is so serious that it has even kept me up at night. The immediate problem is grave enough, but the outlook ahead seems even more unstable — the situation is worse than expected"

We're basically in Feb 2020: The online set knows what is coming and sounds a bit nuts to IRL friends whose only real knowledge of something awry is $4 dollar gas which they think will resolve relatively soon

Not exactly what you want to hear

"Babe, we can't go out tonight... My weather app says it's Batman: The Animated Series out there..."

This guy filmed his trip to the Halo 3 midnight launch 19 years ago... pure nostalgia.