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@Mkainerugaba_ What ocean?

If you're earning 25 to 30k a month & you work in Nairobi, you better get a house in Zimmerman, Kasarani, Mwiki, Kinoo, Donlhom, Kitengela, Kawaha West, Rongai and Umoja. Huku you will eat, pay rent and even save kiasi.

This Dj Afro Guy is the reason my mother almost killed me. Nilitumwa Kerosene ya kuwasha stove saa nne nikapitia pale kwa movie nikapata ndio sinema ya Azumi inaanza nikaamua kukaa chini dakika tano nione namna gani. When I went outside again it was dark. Kuuliza jamaa ni saa ngapi ananiambia 7:20. That day I am telling you My mother beat me up and until she got tired,mwiko ikavunjika,she now started biting me like a T9 Mutina. I once told this story to a Westlands baddie and she told me I had childhood trauma. But my fellow Lower middleclass Jangris know we all deserved those beatings.

Majembe angeachilia hii dondi sai tungekuwa tunakimbiza mwili Migori

Drama in Gilgil as a truck driver finds out a female passenger he had given a lift along the Nakuru–Nairobi Highway in exchange for intimacy turns out to be a man dressed as a woman.

Oya Luos amkeni buana. Gachagua ametutusi tena. Amesema sisi tunabweka. In other words anamaanisha sisi ni mbwa. Awuoro sana🤦

Usinishoutie!! 😂 A Matatu Driver Allegedly Started Driving At 20 Km/Hr After A Passenger Told Him He Was Overspeeding. 🎥 @:9th_june tiktok

I never knew a day would come that I would agree with the Nandi dwarf Even a broken clock is right twice a day Kudos on this, CALL THEM OUT! 👏 Thank you ! Especially hapo kwa Wanga and Ben Tens!

@polo_kimanii 😂😂😂😂

Mtu nataka mchunguze vizuri ni huyu anaitwa Wilberforce Wekesa almaarufu Bookten,manake huyu jamaa kusema ukweli sijai muona akiwa kazi ata siku moja maisha yake. Lakini anaranda randa nairobi kama makang’a from monday to Saturday. Akipiga selifie na watu. Anatoa wapi fare? Mniambie ni care taker mgani na mshahara ya 12 sausand anaAfford such lifestyle. Kama caretaker wa kilimani ama ata lavington hakuna mwenye nishai ona na iphone,but bookten a caretaker from Juja has an iphone 15. 15!? Bwanaaa watu sio wajinga bwana. This one is a spy from Congo,huko ndio alipotezea vidole mbili akipigana gorilla war na M23. Invite him in your home at your own peril! Kuna siku mtanikumbuka haya maandishi

Rigathi did a mistake to insult Luos today. It will cost his political career. Gachagua has mastered the art of doing bad and insensitive politics that doesn't even spare those who are not alive. He will make other communities to isolate Mt. Kenya.

Andikia Mama Ramilah poem nikulipie SGR

WAKALEE wanauana. Wamelewa na mmoja akasema ni WANTAM na Dr. Fred Matiang’i ndio atakuwa Rais mwaka ujao. Jameni!! In Kenya there is freedom of speech, is it a crime in Kenya for a Kalenjin to support a kisii who he feels he is equal to the task ahead?

Enjoy KID 😉

Men, Finally, Understand this, Be very alert when dealing with a horny woman. She can trick you, lay a trap, — and Pap! She is pregnant. Another unintended responsibility for 18 years. Once the sperm leaves your urethra, it becomes legal property of the state. If you run, then 50% of your salary goes to her. You sweat at work for 18 years, as she sweats on bed with another man. #MasculinitySaturday

@wilber1990f Your wife will look good with me

The Lady is My Wife 😘😊

@Arsenal Bring the fight 😂

Bring the fight.

Destroyer any day Who is willing to bet, I am broke at the moment. Not more than 5k please... Supporting divetsity in Kenyan sports. Sio kila saa night runners wa Marakwet 🤧

Arsenal in December. Arsenal in April

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6 years since this post and nothing damn 😭