Kyle

@pelagiusreborn 🇬🇷

Airdrop a couple million DNA test kits in Turkey and it will do more damage to the country than a nuclear bomb ever could

@vladimir_s65091 @Tablesalt13 This is classic example of mass-produced copy-paste syntax of AI dogshit from your asshole. Anyone remotely familiar with how NOBODY except reddit talks like this, please consider firearm in mouth technique

You see the $299,990 price tag, the 2,700 square feet, and you think you’ve hacked the dream house . Let's talk about the architecture or the complete lack thereof. This is a classic example of mass-produced, copy-paste subdivision sprawl. Notice the exterior. The most prominent feature of this home isn’t the entryway or the windows; it is the massive, protruding three-car garage. Architecturally, this is called a "snout house." It prioritizes car storage over human scale and neighborhood engagement. It says, "I drive here, I park, and I hide." It has a brick veneer on the front, which looks fine until you realize it almost certainly transitions to cheap vinyl or Hardie board siding on the sides and back. It’s a movie set; it only looks solid from the street. Step inside, and you are immediately greeted by the holy trinity of cheap new construction: grey wood-look luxury vinyl plank (LVP) flooring, sterile white walls, and zero architectural molding or character. The kitchen features generic shaker cabinets and a massive, poorly proportioned island dropped into the middle of a cavernous room. The house boasts 2,719 square feet, but look at those upstairs rooms. They are vast, empty, carpeted voids. There is no spatial planning. It’s just cheap square footage designed to look good on a Zillow listing, not to actually live in comfortably. You will spend thousands just trying to buy enough furniture to make it not feel like an empty warehouse.

What the f*ck man 🤯🤯

@FalconryFinance ya'll should kiss I think you guys are falling in love

flesh simulator's 1/4 German 1/4 Russian 1/2 Chinese fintech Jewish libertarian fascist girlfriendwife, just out of frame, will surely speak reason to him and soothe his inflamed mind. Surely she understands why he is making holes in the drywall to anchor decorative post-it notes

@CityBureaucrat dude what the fuck is going on, this can't be real like human life gotta be worth more than a fucking nickel in India right?

Incredible content. Thanks, Elon.

@AFC_TAGE @yzyszn23 @MaxwellFrostFL bro he was right about what mfer was literally manic for months posting gibberish and wearing black klu klux klan outfits like be fr

@yzyszn23 @MaxwellFrostFL Bruh, he was right, don't know why he apologised

Two sold out shows for the guy who made the “heil hitler” song.

@seiyaposting Please don't post gore on my feed ty

@e_ekenem @Variety U can tell the ai you're using was trained almost exclusively on reddit posts, who the fuck talks like this??

@Variety Calling out Jeremy Strong like this while admitting he asked you to stop? Yeah… that’s messy. Talent aside, this feels personal now.

Brian Cox says "Succession" co-star Jeremy Strong has "begged me" to stop discussing his Method acting (which Cox has slammed as "f*cking annoying"). “Daniel Day-Lewis, he’s discreet. He never upsets it [the filming process]. He’s never, sort of… I don’t want to go on about Jeremy, because I’ve got into a lot of problems and he’s begged me to stop talking about him. He’s a good actor, Jeremy. He’s a wonderful actor. It’s just all the bollocks that goes with it. You watch children — they don’t say, ‘What’s my motivation?’ They just do it!” (via The Times of London) variety.com/2026/tv/news/b…

@AGPamBondi @TheJusticeDept @coffeebreak_YT

Wishing a joyous and blessed Passover to everyone celebrating in America and across the world! We at @TheJusticeDept will ALWAYS stand with the Jewish community. Chag Sameach! ✡️

@NewsWire_US @coffeebreak_YT

Trump on Pam Bondi: “she will be transitioning to a much needed and important new job in the private sector”

@GMZ_SUPER Yeah but the filler episodes, wtf was the hell shit

Invincible is so fire when you don't got insufferable people only bitching about the animation

@legit_scumbag Spread some cheeks at least put some effort into it goddamn

I was really just doing anything to get the bag lol

@clkmotsmlvlle @NineNineCraig Seek employment if ur debating power levels of animated cartoon, fight was cool dislike filler episodes, life is good

@NineNineCraig the invincible fanbase is genuinely so thick sometimes does my head in

he wasn’t “nerfed” mark just stopped holding the fuck back and locked in for once

@korosukezone Eh what can I do about it? 🤷‍♂️

@Common_Mine @DocStrangelove2 @kingarthas21 Brother

@DocStrangelove2 @kingarthas21 What did she cover up?

Makes you wonder what she did to piss him off when she’s #1 defense force in covering up for him.

@team_ayahuasca @chasea02 @uniquemoviemom BOO

@chasea02 @uniquemoviemom already did buddy, the comics are terrible. It's just this exact thing over and over; with abortions, more character deaths for no reason, plenty of watching your favorite characters limbs cut off or disemboweled. Throw in some generic characters. "Battle Beast" lol

Why did Conquest not break Mark's hands instead

TRUMP FIRES ATTORNEY GENERAL PAM BONDI — FOX NEWS

@team_ayahuasca @uniquemoviemom

@uniquemoviemom Keeping Conquest alive was the most unnecessary plot device to stretch the story out. This show is just getting gayer and gayer with every season. Makes me wonder if they're gonna give Eve's abortion a similar 15 minute grotesque drawn out sequence.

@team_ayahuasca @uniquemoviemom Please seek employment

@uniquemoviemom lol when "getting stronger" means still disemboweled and dead. Don't worry, here comes another Deus ex machina to save the day, they'll get him back to the ship with insane medical technology that can incredibly put his guts back together like nothing happened, for the nth time

@Daily_MailUS it was Worcestershire sauce jk lol it was cum

BREAKING NEWS: Fleetwood Mac icon Lindsey Buckingham, 76, attacked and 'doused in unknown substance' in horror assault

@Polymarket thanks polymarket when can i predict the volatility involved in human life expectancy and future life outlook involved in the generation of millennial to generation alpha?

BREAKING: Oracle laid off 20,000-30,000 employees this morning with a single 6 am email.