Travis The Singing Trout

@ratedrmalhare Spotify would add songs to your playlists

who actually uses the liked playlist

@SamHain31st I think Archie stays afloat by selling word search books these days

WHAT DO MEAN PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THE "ARCHIE" PART OF ARCHIE SONIC COMICS IS FROM ARCHIE COMICS! UH-DOI!

@MikiPerez193269 @real_thebomb @DiscussingFilm Because he was told to say it was a “doctored” photo

@real_thebomb @DiscussingFilm Yes, and then claimed he thought it was him as a doctor "making people feel better" , after receiving push back.

Eric Kripke says Donald Trump posting a photo of himself as Jesus ruined the Homelander as God joke in ‘THE BOYS’. “A month ago when we were talking about marketing, I was like, Homelander saying he’s God is so out there. We have to be careful about how we even introduce the idea to the public because they’ll say he’s gone too far and here we are. It’s just really hard to out-satire this world.” (Source: polygon.com/the-boys-showr…)

@turboghosto haileyjonestwt when

have i accidentally created sophietwt can we somehow turn this into a trading card game, like most of the usernames even have numbers in them that could be the health/power or smth

@Iashiash2763 @dobby457

@TravisTroutReal @dobby457 This clip legit has aura im so serious

You only care about yourself. You dropped my donut, you spilled my soda, you hit my doorway, you ruined my whole day and you didn't even seem sorry

@MountainDew Maybe if you live in like one of 5 states

Code Red Zero Sugar exists

@dobby457 Every little drip…

@Iashiash2763 @dobby457

@dobby457 Off topic but is that hot chick heaven from the guptill89 video in your profile picture

@armandkisses because dick van dyke is a wildly regarded entertainment icon so he’s on tv a lot

why can they show dick readily on tv but not pussy…. why cant they show pussy…

@i0lanthe_ They do

@FitFusion__ I learned this in Nutella Tricks class

Everyone is putting chocolate in pringles after seeing this genius idea

@syrupyypluto I learned this in Nutella Tricks class

Holy shit I just checked the news and it's true. All 8.3 billion people on Earth have purchased Pringles and liquid chocolate and done this. Even I did this and I didn't even notice. Mars Inc is now one of the most valuable companies on Earth

@KaiserBeamz I mean the joke also was just boring

Family Guy anytime an Asian character appears on-screen

@realsast I need this for more iconic tweets

today i learned theres a second screenshot of this tweet that no one uses

@JellyWeeps there’s a guy outside in this video how would it be 2020

theres a guy naruto running in this video how would it be 2020

@0ctoberfullmoon @fwbonnie__ and then I bought my family size bag of chips since that’s a small portion for a single person ❤️ #godmade

@fwbonnie__ went to the glorbula today to pick up my ak-47 since there’s one in every store ❤️

europeans log on twitter and say some shit like “AMERICANS DON’T HAVE BREAD IN GROCERY STORES??” with 100% seriousness like what are you talking about

@mitchwinsagain @RetrieveGoldens @saveusculture If someone would do that over a talk show monologue joke (which was not the case) they probably already were going to do that

@TravisTroutReal @RetrieveGoldens @saveusculture “Actually it just inspired the assassination attempt is wasn’t a reaction to it”

Trump when an assassin tries to kill him: eh, what are you gonna do, guess it’s part of the job description Trump when a comedian insults his wife:

@mitchwinsagain @RetrieveGoldens @saveusculture The assasination attempt was after Kimmels episode

@TravisTroutReal @RetrieveGoldens @saveusculture Yeah no one should think it’s a connection to the assassination attempt that happened less than 24 hours prior chud

@RetrieveGoldens @saveusculture Because Trump is in very poor health and also 80 years old

@saveusculture He didn’t just insult Trump’s wife, he said she has a widow’s glow about her. That’s a fucking threat.