Uinta “E9” Based

@SlingersGolf Calendar reminders 1.5 hrs prior to my next tee time with the “fix” I figured out, yes I’ve done this.

Any other ball knowers?

@therealmcnair Love that! My brother is my best friend.

Some people just show up different. My oldest brother is that guy. Always has been, and we’ve been through a lot. Father of three, took two full days off work and away from his family to help me in LA packing orders, running all over, getting everything ready for this week. Hours and hours and hours of assembly line packaging. Not one complaint. Not one. Way more work than I ever imagined. First and last time doing it this way. Grateful doesn’t cover it.

Christ died for you today, please don’t forget that.

@MWPutters Completely relate.

If we all got judged by our worst moments it wouldn’t be nearly the rage on here. Like the one time i bottom grooved a 1i at pebble beach and commenced to clubbing a baby seal with my 1i, never want anyone to know about that

@engineeringolf @kerrodgraygolf Agreed. Real bummer. RIP covidiot golfers.

@kerrodgraygolf It’d be a real bummer to 💀 because YouTube didn’t teach you about angle of attack.

Next time you’re stuck behind a tree, don’t guess — measure your launch window with your club face. #golf

@OfficialTourPro $10K

What’s the most amount of money you would pay to play Augusta National?

@NUCLRGOLF My brother.

🚨⛳️🌺 #DISCUSSION — If you could play one round of golf at Augusta National with anyone, who would you choose?

@therealmcnair @barnratvapegod You got room for one more? Your boy needs to get off the sauce..

@barnratvapegod Raw dog one milers can change things.

Tiger Woods needs to join NetStick at Arnie McNair’s rehabilitation camp. Both need to raw dog walk a mile to start and think about their actions without their phones

@thwacknicklaus @freddydoubles Obviously not. We are cut from the same cloth.

@Uinta_Based @freddydoubles Hey, you’re not going to get an argument from Fred and me!

Hit the fuckin ball Nick

@freddydoubles @thwacknicklaus Rules is rules. I got put on the clock in the state am at 15 yrs old. Guess what… I figured out how to play sooner. And felt all of the stress that came with “being on the clock” . It’s good for the player. It’s good for the game. Enforce the fucking rules!

@thwacknicklaus Someone said it was a “classic European slow play” but it should be a classic one stroke penalty and you’re on the clock playing ready golf

@realpcampbell Aggravating truth bro. I feel this.

In the aggregate, will play 100x nicer courses than I can ever conceive. Been playing since I was 2.

@BigDick_Rick420 @HustleBitch_ I’m all good with the police, but I’m more gooder with my constitutional rights.

@Uinta_Based @HustleBitch_ It’s the honorable thing to do bro 🤣

🚨 TIGER WOODS DUI BODYCAM JUST DROPPED — AND IT’S WORSE THAN PEOPLE EXPECTED Tiger Woods is seen kneeling on the side of the road… seconds after flipping his SUV. Calm. Disoriented. Trying to explain it. His excuse? “I looked down at my phone… and all of a sudden — BOOM.” But watch what police are seeing in real time: • Glassy eyes • Slurred, slow responses • Struggling to stay steady Now here’s where it flips: • Breathalyzer: 0.00 • Still arrested for DUI • Refused drug test on the spot • Hydrocodone pills reportedly found on him No alcohol… rollover crash… refuses the one test that would explain everything. This is the same pattern people flagged back in 2017. Different crash. Same questions. And now the footage is public. The strangest part? He doesn’t look panicked… he looks used to this. How does someone crash, blow 0.00, refuse testing… and we’re still supposed to believe this is just “distraction”? 📹 - TMZ

@PrinceOfFlint I had a kid blow out my HVAC and dryer vents today. He’s new to golf (a covidian). I have a bunch of unworn masters hats, so I gave him one. He was stoked. I’d never wear it. I have some tshirts from majors and I wear them sometimes. Never to flex. It’s just a tshirt.

Masters merch is not cool or a flex

@TrillWilsosa I just gave an unworn masters hat to the kid that blew out our HVAC and dryer vents.

Winning a ticket in the Masters lottery is 200-1 odds. Having a shirt or hat from the tournament is kind of cool.

@ChuckFBass Sir, I was in an accident, but wanted you to know that your former DIL and granddaughter weren’t with me. Yes, I’m ok.

"Big Don, it's Tiger. Yeah it happened again. If you are going to bomb the shit out of Iran again now be the time. Would really take some heat off me. Call me back."

@BigDick_Rick420 @HustleBitch_ These fkn people think you should just incriminate yourself? We need a hard reset. Starting with the founding documents.

@HustleBitch_ You call yourself a bitch? 😂

@pat_pistol_ii I brush with baking soda. Never had a cavity.

Use a non-fluoride toothpaste and then wait for your dentist to compliment your teeth before you tell them

@MWPutters No player should be able to get away with this. Not penalizing her is weak by the official. She’s penalizing every other player in the field. If you can’t pull the trigger, find another career.

Put a bullet in my head 🤡🔫

@Cackalacman Club Glove. There is no competition.

What are you all using for travel bags to haul golf clubs? Getting ready to travel for first time with clubs and need to protect my sticks.

@buildnbluegrass Like em. Concerned about how it will age…

I always get roasted for black houses… This isn’t black, it’s iron grey!