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It's always good to listen when #Romney speaks, because you get a really good sense of what he's not thinking.

@TPM @benjysarlin #Tpaw just loves hitting ceilings. Debt ceilings... Poll ceilings...

Potential Marcus Bachmann slogan? "I'm the President of Bachmann and Associates. But I'm also a client." #DailyShow #Bachmann @TheDailyShow

Had weird feeling answer to debt crisis would be centaurs. MT @samsteinhp: Reid, McConnell attempt "hybrid" solution http://huff.to/r3Da5e

I listened to #spotify before they were cool.

Or Congress. "@daveweigel: Schumer also says deal would be easier to reach if Cantor wasn't in the room."

@TPM caption contest "Yeah, Paul, I saw the story, but I figured you didn't understand the prices because you suck at math."

@mikeallen: They're going to call the new @bwilliams show... 'Dateline.'

NBC announces Kate Snow moving from "Dateline" to be a correspondent for new Brian Williams primetime hour, which also snagged Harry Smith

Social Security and the Powerball will merge, and if the crystal in your palm lights up, YOU WIN! #ifwedefault #logansrun #debt #debtceiling

Dear Netflix, the complex shifting economics of your business model led to a price increase that customers will complain about and accept!

The Cheesecake Factory will become The Cheesecake Wholesaler and will import all desserts from #China. #ifwedefault #debt #debtceiling #p2

Mailmen are replaced by federal prisoners, and federal prisoners replaced by members of congress. Actually not so bad this one #ifwedefault

Hey @pourmecoffee, at least jellyfish will take a damn 3-1 deficit reduction deal when the President throws it in their laps, am I right?

Economy collapses, seniors wander streets in burlap, Goldman Sachs reports record profits/bonuses #ifwedefault @jaketapper @daveweigel @tpm

AMC's "The Walking Dead" will go on hiatus, because shooting will be disturbed by all the ZOMBIES. #ifwedefault #debtceiling #debt

Thought: reporters'll one day go to 'Obama Hourly' happy hour... on the moon! #future @daveweigel: "Heading to Wilson Quarterly happy hour"

"National Public Radio" is what we'll call the one loud speaker everyone gathers around to listen to riot news #ifwedefault #debtceiling

Potential Marcus Bachmann slogan? "I'm the President of Bachmann and Associates. But I'm also a client." @TPM @truthwinsout #bachmann

I guess Mitch McConnell hates peas. Oh and governing. He hates governing too. "@jaketapper: The Peas Stands Alone"