Sa'lasi 🌵

@it_Rutie She don fold

Where is our Simi ??

@ZariyiYusufu Comrade Yusuf

@itz_taser 😄🤣

You can never find a Nigerian girl in this kind of setting, they are on the internet shaking their dry nyash.

@yabaleftonline Foreign dogs are not our local dogs you know

How was he able to get all of them together for a picture?

@daremarket Not even in my dream

DARE OF THE DAY 😈 $100 bounty challenge: pee your pants in public. Picking multiple winners

@Peaceasanga Na budget phones

Samsung A series is the worst set of phones ever produced😢

@KR3Wmatic A woman

Which is more likely to happen in Nigeria, an 𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐋𝐘 atheist president, 𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐋𝐘 gay president or a woman president?

@c0mmandderr Scooby doo

solve mysteries with a dog

@Szymansk_ii My cousin sister told me about it, to just buy for 7k but the thing is that I don't know how to store it, it was limited information

🚨This young tech guy turned $27 into a massive fortune by buying Bitcoin for educational purposes Back then in 2009 Bitcoin was worth pennies To be exact $0.0054 for one Bitcoin Kristoffer Koch bought 5,000 Bitcoins after coming across Crypto while he was researching and studying encryption At the time of buying, he didn’t expect much, it was just a purchase based on his research He was just someone who liked buying random tech things he never really used, even though his girlfriend thought it was a waste of money After buying, he pretty much forgot they even existed and years passed In 2013, Bitcoin started appearing all over the news as prices began to explode. That’s when he suddenly remembered the purchase and thought, “Didn’t I buy something like that?” He dug through old files, tried to remember the password to his wallet, and managed to log in That forgotten $27 was now worth $886,000 (2013) from which he sold a big portion and used it to buy a luxury apartment in Oslo If he had held all 5,000 BTC until today, they would be worth around $334 million

1.5 million naira

@daremarket I ll buy me a mabook

if I sent you $1000 tomorrow, what would you do first?

@bod_repuplic Deal, signed me up

If I give you 5 million to return 15 million in 2 years. Will you take it?

@Ol0ye @Premier_100 They tried communism and it didn't work, so they introduced capitalism in all businesses, and it worked

@Premier_100 That's what they claim. They have the most capitalist business environment. It's the true dog eat dog world.

Chinese people no send. Just buy moto. If you like, they'll even help you put your own logo on it. Zero pride, just raw capitalism.

@itz_taser I no go ever marry her

Can you follow your girlfriend to do this?

@JenomSenju Context: In Nigeria, we see compliments as flirting. She may think you are sexualising her lol

Lecturer walked into class and I told her that her hair looked nice. till today I don’t understand why she slapped me and sent me out of the class.

@AskOlotuomotayo @instablog9ja So faith with waelth na sin?? Haba na!

@instablog9ja Pastor Foluke Adeboye didn’t just speak about faith she acted on it. She discarded all her gold jewelry upon becoming born again. Would you have the courage to make such a bold spiritual statement?

I Threw My Expensive Gold Jewelry into the Lagoon the Moment I Became a Born-Again Christian— Pastor Adeboye’s Wife, Foluke Wife of Foluke Adeboye has revealed the drastic step she took after becoming born again, throwing away her gold jewellery into a lagoon. Speaking candidly, the pastor’s wife shared that like many women, she once loved fashion and had even prepared expensive gold items for her young child. However, everything changed after she joined the Redeemed Christian Church of God (RCCG), where wearing earrings was frowned upon at the time. “The moment we were born again, it was a taboo for you to have earrings. So everything, I dropped it in the lagoon,” she said. She recalled how a family friend questioned her decision, suggesting she could have given the jewellery to her mother to sell instead. But She stood firm, “Whatever is not good for me is not good for my mother.” Reflecting on her journey, she made it clear she has no regrets about her sacrifice. “I don’t miss anything, not much, because I have already sold my life,” she added.

@instablog9ja So, to have money or wealth is bad?

@Mr_Jay_Pee Na you dey front line?

Now that airdrop farming isn't paying again for now, what's your next plan? Here's mine 👇👇👇.... show more

@itz_taser She can test you but you no fit test her

You’ll not cook and clean for your boyfriend because he’s not your husband, but you expect him to take care of you like you are his wife? I actually blame the men who are so desperate to find love that they’ll want to settle with anything.

@wallet_tg Prediction market

Something’s coming… Any guesses? 👀