M.C. White

@Yoda4ever Tom looks like he has been thrown from a motorcycle.

Meet Tom, the horse who plays dead whenever someone wants to ride him..🐎😅

@DHLGlobal I dropped off a letter for overnight shipment from Amsterdam to Houston on 28 March. It was accepted for shipment on 30 March but is still sitting somewhere in Amsterdam. Nobody has contacted me about it. Why not?

@MLFootball @Xommanders @CommandersRealm @HogsHaven @EBJunkies @RGIII Riggins

THE FIRST PLAYER THAT COMES TO MIND WHEN YOU SEE THIS LOGO:

@bushontheradio *Far side. It gets exactly as much sunlight as the near side of the moon does.

What will the crew of Artemis 2 find on the dark side of the moon?

@MeinerzMuse Probably best to ignore all social media posts starting on 31 March and ending at midnight on 2 April.

🚨A Return🚨: Browns WR Jerry Jeudy is being traded back to the Broncos, per ESPN. The two teams have agreed to a day 2 pick swap as the receiver returns to the team that drafted him. The Broncos, who traded for Waddle just recently are loading up the receiving core for Bo Nix.

@theepicmap David Hasselhof

Name a famous person from Germany without Googling.

@DraftKings @ProFootballTalk I'm OK with this as long as a 50 yard dash decides who starts. Bo would cross midfield before Rogers made it to the 10 yard line.

If the rumor from @ProFootballTalk is true... IMAGINE a Denver Broncos lineup with Aaron Rodgers next season 👀

@erfmufn Sending warm thoughts and healing beams (yes, healing beams) from The Netherlands.

I’m in the ICU because they had to crack a rib, deflate a lung, remove the cancer region and essentially delete my stomach. On the bright side, I’ll never need Ozempic.

Part of me is disappointed that we are repeating the Apollo 8 mission. The other part of me is jumping up and down and cheering for crewed spaceflight. Good luck Artemis II. Safe journey.

@erfmufn Well, I see it still performs the only calculation you will ever need.

My boy found this beautiful 1978 Astro navigation calculator that sailors used to calculate from stars in a local Woolies recycle bin! They’re worth $150+ to collectors. The calcs are off after 1999 unless adjusted for precession. They’ll be way off now with no way to update.

Who would it be?? 😂

@TheSports_Shift Marty McFly

@MbarkCherguia A is for communists and serial killers only.

A or B?

@SleeperBroncos Yes. Von deserves a one day, one dollar contract so he can retire as a Bronco.

The real question is: Should the Broncos bring back the 🐐 for a final run?

@OleTimeHardball Riggins

First player to come to mind when seeing this Redskins logo

Thank you, Celestron for selling your lovely 9.25" Schmidt Cassegrain Telecopes on your garbage NexStar mount. Tomorrow I pick one up for half of what some poor soul paid for it. The mount is going in the bin and the lovely telescope is going on a proper mount.

@FreckledLiberty Yes, now fuck off.

fellas? 👀

@ronsterd89 Dad.

@proud_native_am You were honoring us. Many thanks, Tonto.

I'm truly sorry if I offended anyone while I was wearing my "Caucasians" shirt. I thought I was honoring you.