Zachary S. Marsh

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Zachary S. Marsh

@ZachSMarsh

Cinephile. I can charm, humor, & annoy. I've been told that I look like that one kid from The Polar Express. I didn’t compose the score for The Muppets Show.

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Zachary S. Marsh@ZachSMarsh·20 Tem

Yeah, it was me. Knew I had to jump at this when the time came.

party mom@fifimcfae

barbie was so good that i forgot to tweet about the guy in the pink fedora who stood up during the nicole kidman movies monologue and recited it aloud with his hat over his heart. and then everyone applauded him. i love you philadelphia.

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𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚@beyoncegarden·4h

OH THEY ATE THIS SO BAD LMAOOO😭😭😭

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hey. 💜@theheycartoon·1h

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Mark Levy@Marklevy85·1h

Was in a @lyft and the car had no accessible seatbelts. Reported it and they said sorry. And I asked if I can have a refund as I trust them to be safe with my life and then no refund. So 🤷‍♂️

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Chef Joe Gera 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹@redhotnerd·1d

Your husband deceptively edited clips constantly, enjoyed hanging out with “dirty liberals”, and your organization still owes my catering company $316.89 for the second round of food you bought at UNC Charlotte in 2022. @charobs

Erika Kirk@MrsErikaKirk

My husband set the standard.

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Just because he sang Forever and No Air doesn’t change the fact that he’s an awful dude.

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Hasan 👁‍🗨@flackospalace·7h

Chris Brown fans talk about his history of abusing women like he was a child who drew on the walls with crayons

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White Fellas For Kamala 2026@BeigeFrequency·16h

You can tell right wingers never actually watched much Alex Jones, because they don't get what his show was about. They just have a weird reverence for him. The core of Inforwars for like 15 years was Alex shilling the his fucking products, which Tim is parodying perfectly here.

Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV

Painfully unfunny, zero imagination and cringe as fuck right out the gate. Called it.

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Pope Leo XIV@Pontifex·9h

Today we celebrate World Press Freedom Day, sponsored by UNESCO. Unfortunately, this right is often violated, sometimes flagrantly, sometimes in hidden ways. Let us remember the many journalists and reporters who are victims of war and violence.

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cELIⱯ 🚌@artpopsoldier_·1d

don’t say "this man looks gay". say "this man has an elegance to his heterosexuality"

Pop Crave@PopCrave

Meryl Streep says Stanley Tucci has “an elegance to his heterosexuality”: “Stanley has an elegance to his heterosexuality, his undeniable heterosexuality, which is formidable. Not that heterosexuality is better than any other kind of sexuality, it's just that elegance - real, unforced, natural, unstyled elegance - is sometimes harder for straight men. I’m not looking at anybody here or intending any slight, but I'm just saying.”

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