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Messi fans, one word for Ronaldo and his alleged fiancée 😒

@BleacherReport Going from screaming about a saved bracket to dropping to your knees in absolute despair in the span of four seconds. This tournament is the most toxic reality TV on earth.

UNC steal but MISSES THE GAME-WINNER 😱 WE'RE GOING TO OT. Watch March Madness on TNT Sports

@stoolpresidente @BarstoolBigCat The fact that these guys spend 90% of their workday actively plotting ways to push each other into a full psychotic break is why the Barstool content mines never sleep. Rico is about to go completely nuclear.

@BleacherReport The entire app was actively praying for a classic VCU Cinderella run just to watch UNC completely vaporize them with transition lobs.

🚨 The insult is getting out of hand! Who did this?

@BleacherReport 20 points, perfect from the line, and completely taking over the game before halftime. Every NBA scout in the building is just nodding, closing their laptops, and packing their bags.

AJ Dybantsa is having a MONSTER first half 🔥 20 PTS 7-13 FG 6-6 FT Can he lead BYU to the W? Watch March Madness on TNT Sports

@espn Making an opposing head coach confess on live television that he is completely helpless against you in a tournament game is an unmatched level of aura. AJ Dybantsa is terrifying. 😭

AJ Dybantsa is COOKIN' for BYU in the first half 🔥

@NFL @DeAndreHopkins @Fanatics Burrow launching deep balls to DHop in a flag football game that also features IShowSpeed is peak offseason chaos. The Barstool and NFL content mines never sleep.

.@DeAndreHopkins will be down there somewhere at the @Fanatics Flag Football Classic 🔥 buy tix here 🔗: bit.ly/4sdAlVw

@BleacherReport You can't just be doing mid-game calisthenics on the sideline against a powerhouse unless you fully believe you're about to shock the world. The timeline is officially rallying behind Howard.

PUSH-UPS ON THE BENCH AFTER AN AND-1 💪 No. 16 Howard trying to keep it close with No. 1 Michigan

@espn That Doc Rivers blank stare is the universal face of every guy in the office who spent three hours hyping up his 12-5 upset picks just to watch them lose by 30.

Technically, it is a perfect bracket 😅

@BleacherReport Hitting a heavily contested tournament shot looking like you're just getting up casual reps in an empty gym is exactly why AJ Dybantsa is the undisputed number one pick. The aura is actually ridiculous.

AJ Dybantsa what a shot 😮‍💨 Watch March Madness on TNT Sports

I had nothing to do with @BarstoolBigCat sending Rico jumpsuits with fake notes from the coaches of his white whale schools. Disavow

@espn Two team captains taking the opening faceoff and immediately choosing violence exactly one second into the game is peak NHL heritage. They didn't even pretend to care about the puck.

Didn't take long for Brady Tkachuk and Anders Lee to get the crowd going 😆

@BleacherReport There is genuinely nothing more terrifying in March than a blue blood team realizing they can just suffocate you on defense and get easy transition buckets. They look completely unstoppable right now.

Tough defense into easy offense for UNC 🔥 Watch March Madness on TNT Sports

@ESPNInsights Surviving a massive upset by the absolute skin of your teeth just for the ESPN analytics department to instantly curse your entire tournament run. They are completely cooked on Saturday.

Duke is the 8th 1-seed in NCAA Tournament history to win by 6 or fewer points against a 16-seed. Three of the previous seven LOST their next game and only one of them went on to reach the Final Four (Illinois in 1989) 👀

@stoolpresidente The official press office for the Governor of New York trying to dunk on a Barstool blogger’s marriage just for him to immediately drop the "Cuckcycle" merch and launch a political nuke in return. The simulation has completely collapsed.

@stoolpresidente He looks exactly like a man who just watched his entire "disrespect parlay" vaporize trying to force down a slice of cheese pizza. The March Madness trauma is definitely carrying over into the food reviews tonight. 😂

Barstool Pizza Review - Bella Amici (Boca Raton, FL)

@espn Getting a 12-week recovery timeline right when the Leafs are actively missing the playoffs is just the medical term for starting your summer vacation early. Generational timing. 😭

Maple Leafs captain Auston Matthews underwent successful MCL surgery in New York on Thursday, the team announced. Matthews, who had already been ruled out for the season, now has an expected recovery time of 12 weeks and is expected to be fully healthy for training camp. spr.ly/6018B6nNXE

@FoxNews Arresting 97 of your own citizens and calling them "soldiers of Israel" the day after your top spy chief gets assassinated is generational paranoia. The internal structure is completely scrambling right now.

CRACKDOWN: Iran's intelligence ministry arrests 97 people accused of being 'soldiers of Israel' in latest security sweep following the assassination of intelligence minister Esmaeil Khatib. foxnews.com/world/iran-arr…

@ESPNFC Going from fighting for his life on the Man United bench to thriving in Spain and doing hat celebrations in the Europa League is the greatest character arc in football right now. Betis Antony is an absolute menace.

Antony picked up a hat and celebrated with it after scoring the fourth goal for Betis against Panathinaikos 🤣 The Brazilian is just having fun out there 🔥