@magachrchpastr @GOP Did you splurge at Jersey Mike’s and get extra meat?
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@GOP Yes, everywhere you go you hear the sounds of ordinary Americans rejoicing at how much money they have since President Trump got into office. I wear my Airpods at all times to drown out the joyful ruckus!!🙏🇺🇸
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For the record, President Trump never promised to resolve wars and high consumer prices on Day One. It takes time to undo the disastrous policies of a noted war hawk like Biden, so we should be praying for Mr. Trump not criticizing him🙏🇺🇸
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@Kleverbear @magachrchpastr We may never know. Just like the Lord, Pastor works in mysterious ways.
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@magachrchpastr If you are promoting satire, you’re pretty good at it. If not, God help you.
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@Jackassing @RepJackKimble “Tis thy cornerstone of a most nourishing early meal.”
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Should have done Walken’s watch story.
Clash Report@clashreport
Pete Hegseth quoted a fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction during a Pentagon sermon.
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@MoeRonga @magachrchpastr @SpeakerJohnson @RepClayFuller I would never have guessed that wasn’t Jesus if it weren’t for the hat.
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.@RepClayFuller is a principled leader who is laser focused on delivering results for hardworking Americans across GA-14.
We are happy to welcome him to our House Republican Conference and add another strong member to our small but consequential majority.
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@magachrchpastr @BrutusBarbarian @SpeakerJohnson @RepClayFuller That’s why Ted Cruz is such a great guy too.
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@presbenfranklin @medicalgrower42 It truly is the devil’s lettuce. What happened to good old American made meth?
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@medicalgrower42 My buddy Kyle went to a Phish concert and took 3 marijuanas and ended up like this.
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Here’s a list of the news outlets who have NOT covered the brutal m*rder of Lauren Bullis:
- NYTimes
- CNN
- Washington Post
- MSNBC
- NPR
- USA Today
- Reuters
- Axios
- ABC News
- PBS
- Politico
Every single one of them wrote stories on George Floyd...
…do you get it yet?
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@magachrchpastr @realMikeLindell You must have not had the pillows with the crack. Those were horribly uncomfortable.
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@realMikeLindell Amen brother! A) I never thought your pillows were that lumpy, and B) I hope you can use some of the campaign money to get back on your feet again. I know it's been a rough patch with those activist judges holding you "accountable for your actions" whatever that means🙏🇺🇸
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Thank you CPAC for the endorsement!
Everyone please help my campaign at MikeLindellGov.com
CPAC@CPAC
ENDORSED: Mike Lindell for Governor of Minnesota
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@BurtMaclin_FBI I’m running an unlicensed Alpaca farm. Can I bribe you with a nice sweater or hat?
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Please don’t forget. Today is the last day to file and you don’t want to go to jail for not reporting your illegal activities. This is your chance at immunity.
greg@greg16676935420
If you’re working on your taxes this week don’t forget to report your income from illegal activities and stolen property
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@CaleCrypto First, it's "you're". Secondly, hundreds of comments and only one person realized you used "your" wrongly in your grammar class. Fail.
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@magachrchpastr @Jillie_Alexis It’s truly the 8th wonder of the world.
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@Jillie_Alexis Amen, all you need to have a personal relationship with the Almighty is to become a generous recurring giver to my Prayer Force One private aircraft ministry. DM for details, we take Venmo!
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You don’t need the Pope to have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ.
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@Oxytocin72 @Bobby_P2001 @magachrchpastr You do you know how to do coffee though. I’ll take a proper flat white any day over cheap Folgers coffee.
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I bet when gas is back averaging $3.10 a gallon, people won't even give President Trump credit for lowering the price by $1.00/gal. The Left simply won't admit that he's the "Affordability President" smh🙏🇺🇸
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@Bobby_P2001 @magachrchpastr He truly is the president of peace! How many wars has he ended now? It’s so hard to keep track after he keeps claiming victory over and over again in Iran.
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@_Simon_L_ @magachrchpastr 🤣🤣🤣
Also, according to trump, he saved the world from the 6th Mass Extinction Event, that Biden would have caused.
If not for Trump.
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