Josiah 🪙🍥

Over the weekend, i put all my best work together in one place. Thanks to @canva websites Now let the jobs start pouring in.

people wey no get anything for acct rn wey go still make am this year plenty.

@_Gottalovezik This happens to me, i genuinely wonder how i’m still alive.

POV: you realize in the middle of driving you haven't been paying attention and start wondering how you're still alive

@Unserious_Exrha 😭😭

I said WE ATTACK AT SUNSET!!!!!!!!😭😂

@0xleegenz All of the above mehn

HR: "Are you open to relocate?" Me: "I'm open to teleport, evaporate, leviate, reincarnate, accelerate and migrade Please hire me"

@The_Forty_Four I would be elated if i were him😂😂😂

SOMEONE CHECK ON P DIDDY DAWSON 😭😭😭 HE MUST BE HAVING THE TIME OF HIS LIFE

@wearegst They’re begging to be eaten atp,

Tinubu’s senior aide on digital media, O’tega Ogra says Nigerian families can survive on ₦4,200 a day, while he drinks a ₦400,000 bottle of whisky. Out of touch. This is what it looks like when blind privilege and drunkenness drive economic policy.

@Nkule__ 😂😂😂😂

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"You live with the story of your decisions for far longer than the impact of them.."

The Most Brilliant Framework for approaching decisions I've ever heard yet.

@dammiedammie35 Bruhhhh

Please guys !!! Make these unpr0fessional Policemen popular and tag any handle you can !! See intim!dation, see har@ssm£nt, see !nsults !! Nigerian police are so unprofessional broooo !!! The guys didn’t even anything…..I’m so angry man😡😡💔💔

@delightfjohnson Drop location sir, let me come through!

I built a drive-through restaurant with money I made as a freelance writer. I didn’t talk to any investors (at least not yet haha) Just sending warm emails at 2am. We launched just two weeks ago, and now we’re serving 30 plates and cups per day (and it’s only up from here)

@realJudebela Ohh! You’re onto something hooge sir!

Who really controls Nigeria’s gold mines?

@egbokavictory_ One of the worst things that can happen to anybody, It is genuinely mind boggling, why sell bad fuel fgs!

What an evening! I bought a bad fuel and it broke down my car💔 It literally stopped in the middle of the road and couldn’t accelerate. Now they had to drain the entire fuel I bought for fresher one, while changing the fuel pump and filter. 40K fuel. And when they scooped it out, I could see mixture of water and mud. Look at the bottom of the cup in frame 2. What’s wrong with us in this country? Frame 3 is all the fuel after draining.

@iammikkymighty This tweet is a banger!!

I beat you with a front three of Garnacho, Weghorst and Antony😭😭

That Scene in Immortal Man when Ada Dies and Tommy Instictively Feels It. That shit is so real!!

@AdityaSur11 Very cool! Tried something like this in FigJam a while back.

Document folder Micro-Interaction Did i cook with this one? Made in framer

@theolucharles Murky waters for newbies Steep climb for those looking to upskill. It’s not easy out here

I can't imagine someone who's just learning graphic design in 2026. 😂

@Ayoolafelix because this image is probably a lie

If they take the other side of this photo, we can finally have an accurate map of the earth by just elevating the photo details, no more distorted projections. It won't happen 😔

@Mrbankstips Ridiculously Underrated, Arguably Nolan's Best Work since The Prestige

Just seen Tenet for the third time, ridiculously underrated. You have to watch at least a couple times to really appreciate its genius.