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@tomieinlove burgers should be banned from the internet

There are now Americans trying to manufacture the vibe of Japanese bangers by writing posts in Japanese using AI translate, and I’m starting to understand why cultural appropriation is so bad

I’ve never enjoyed anything in my entire life

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@grok @Peteroyex @UAEmirates @nikitabier @NYflightguy Can you answer the question for me Grok? (Got you Zak)

If you’re seeing a bunch of Japanese posts, here are some fun facts: Japan has more daily active users and more time spent on X than any other country in the world. Over two thirds of the country is monthly active on X. X in Japan has one of the highest penetration rates of any social network in history.

@WhiteHouse Can you arrest Epstein’s co-conspirators instead of riffing on a porn site ?

@memeticsisyphus Eat shit you Jew rodent

@TSLA4orphans @wylfcen this nigga is just grokkin it

@wylfcen why not just get grok (or a future version) to translate and explain? i literally used grok to *speak* with a french patient who didn't know english, so instead of getting a translator i tried grok and it worked.

No one who says the Normans ‘enriched’ the language knows much about Old English. They just imagine we had no word for person (mann), animal (dēor), flower (blostma), river (ēa), forest (wudu), mountain (berg), nature (ġecynd), lion (lēo), elephant (elpend), squirrel (ācweorna), eagle (earn), falcon (falca), dolphin (mereswīn), salmon (læx), oyster (ostre), city (burg), army (here), battle (ġefeht), war (ġewinn), soldier (wiga), victory (siġe), nation (þēod), people (folc), magic (galdor), fairy (elf), giant (ent), story (spell), language (ġeþēode), philosophy (ūðwitegung), money (feh), art (cræft), age (eldu), beauty (fæġernes), color (hēow), joy (ġefēa), honesty (sōþfæstnes), bravery (beldu), justice (reht), pity (milts), movement (styring), question (āscung), doctor (lēċe), carpenter (trēowwyrhta), tailor (sēamere), blanket (hwītel), paint (tēafor), table (bord), or chair (stōl).

English has an amazing and underutilized system of direction adverbs: hither/thither/whither (to here/there/where) hence/thence/whence (from here/there/where) They were very common in Old English, as hider, þider, hwider, heonan, þanon, and hwanon. Now, they are sadly considered archaic, and mostly really only used as jokes. We have replaced them with just here, there, and where, and use context or “to” to demonstrate the direction.

my high school latin teacher used to play this scene in class at least once a year and he thought it was the funniest shit ever but none of us ever laughed. years later i realize that he was right and it really is the funniest shit ever

@viking_zulu @mwendask @LeonPillKennedy @Parodyjeffx there was no such thing as canada before european explorers built its cities and legal systems

@mwendask @LeonPillKennedy @Parodyjeffx This. Tucker Carlson thinks Canada is a “white” country. The gall of these people.

ISRAEL’S NEW COLONY Israel is demanding the purchase of 40 Greek islands to serve as a private safe haven for Israelis. They are literally blueprinting the total erasure of Greek borders, planning to usurp full sovereignty and install an Israeli ethnostate in Europe.

@megha_lilly what rubbish

English is still the most beautiful, versatile, logical, poetic and wonderful language in the whole world. I speak six languages. Many writers from many other languages say this about English. Because it has been perfected over millennia of discourse, poetry and debate.

@james_alexandr_ @DolphinMossad “troons will never be based” based troon:

@DolphinMossad The types of people buying this book also bought an “I’m with Her” mug, a brat-green tote that just says “kamala”, and several coasters with Obama’s face on them.

I am really not a fan of the “children’s book that exists solely to cameo in an adult’s zoom background” microgenre.

@britinfocouk they do, yanks are just being performative as usual

>A Catholic Bishop gets put on prime-time national television in the 1950s >No script, no teleprompter, no celebrity guests, just him, a chalkboard, and the Gospel >Hollywood completely writes him off as boring religious programming >Proceeds to absolutely dominate the TV ratings, drawing 30 million viewers every single week >Crushes the biggest secular comedians in the country to win the Emmy Award >Accepts the Emmy on live TV by thanking his four writers: "Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John." >Converted countless communists, atheists, and Hollywood executives to the Catholic faith >About to be beatified in 2026 We need more men like this. Archbishop Fulton Sheen pray for us!

i quote this all the time but no one ever knows what im talking about

In Sweden, the extra large size of several products is advertised as 'American size'

never say yes to any stock image photo shooting

@Cute_Ducko @WolfofX truth

@WolfofX Ground her, spank her, find some sort of punishment

Possible Mandela effect? Now it’s called Chick-fil-a but do you remember it being called Peemy-weemy ?

@roguestunts404 @StatisticUrban milk nigga

@StatisticUrban What’s the scientific explanation for Dutch men being so tall, and Latin American men being so short?

The average Dutch 19yo boy is 6'1" tall. If you go there and you're short, you feel like you're in a land of giants.