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@brain_the @MissSassbox Ludes and Platforms, what a combo Break your ankle and not know it for 5 hours

@MissSassbox Oh god the extended versions you’d get live…just shoot it into my veins! Those extended jams would have me on that sparkly 70s disco shit all day. Short gold shorts tall socks and shirtless like a motherfucker! That’s before the drugs. Pure cocaine and ludes like god intended.

imagine being on the purest form of pharmaceuticals, in Studio 54, dancing under a giant disco ball, surrounded by the hottest artists in the world, and then hearing this play for the first time

@Acyn He's commanding the world to pay higher gas, petrol, fertiliser, plastic, and everything under the sun He's f**king the world, you self-absorbed, ugly Americans

Simmons: The president hasn't done anything to ask of his friends to put in the pot. They're only asking the American people to pay more at the gas station. Lyman: He’s giving up his salary Mockler: Trump doesn't take his salary, but he's made $4 billion on cryptocurrency. He's taken an economy that was steady handed when Joe Biden— Lyman: Steady handed!? Mockler: What was the inflation rate when Joe Biden left? 2.9%. We now have predictions it will go up to 5%

How meningitis rash looks on Black skin 👇🏾 Take note because there is no mention of how it presents itself on Black people.

@implausibleblog This is when I knew I had assimilated to British life. It became comfort food. Immigrant, now citizen

A friend posted on his Instagram story that he had beans on toast for suhoor (morning meal in Ramadan) He then put this poll up And I'm troubled that 29% of Brits have not tried the staple that is beans on toast 😱 Please confirm that you have at least tried it. Restore my faith in humanity 👀

@Abdellatif890 @J__Doh @Saltpeanuts7 @ChinaENX You allowed the transactional leadership. He's nothing to offer but inconsistency. His word can't be trusted. The power is gone. He only offers rape for rapists Rape of the land, the businesses and the people. Nothing

What you described is exactly the reason why the ME region countries are following the US blindly because they saw what happens to those who resisted and Europe was avoiding to be in the same situation for decades and preferred to stand on the bully's side, but things and power is changing, I feel this war will change a lot in the status quo.

The President of Brazil came out yesterday and said a few words that completely changed public opinion. President of Brazil: “We will not take instructions from Trump. We are not children. He wants us to enter the war and stop exporting food products to Spain, and we refuse that. Our relationship with Spain is good, and the world has become more advanced now. The United States imports wheat, rice, and coffee from Brazil every year, and the export of these products to them has been stopped. He wants to keep the Middle East in a permanent state of emergency in order to obtain its wealth. All Arab countries should stand side by side. You are strong and have self-sufficiency; you do not need this person. He is now asking for help, and America is going through a difficult period for the first time in its history. Protect your countries.”

@Abdellatif890 @Saltpeanuts7 @ChinaENX You allowed your government(s) to be overthrown from the inside. The man told you who he was and who he is beholden to 5 yrs ago and you welcomed him back. You let him and his cronies have seats in every office across America It's YOU not EU

@Saltpeanuts7 @ChinaENX True, but Europe is so hesitant to show any true disagreement to that bully because of the reason I mentioned, that's why the bully thinks it's unstoppable.

At this rate the Trump administration will release the full unredacted Epstein files to distract from Iran.

@Andy Andy, the other night you wondered if you're beginning to look too old. Yes, it's the gray scruff. Trim a proper, shaped beard and/or mustache. Scruff is not for you.

Tweet me all of your questions NOW for Elisabeth Moss & Kate Mara! They will be joining me for an upcoming #WWHL!

@Microinteracti1 @Martina Worth remembering that Netanyahu is a close family friend of the Kushner. Before he was PM, when he visited New York he’d stay at the Kushner home in Jared’s bedroom. If Trump is relying on Kushner for info on Iran, that info comes straight from Israel. jpost.com/american-polit…

🇪🇸🚨 BREAKING: Spain's PM Pedro Sánchez calls for ending veto power in the UN Security Council. The veto that lets one country block peace. That protects allies. That paralyses the UN. 40+ times Israel was shielded. The US never condemned. The council became a club, not a court. Sánchez says enough. No more veto. No more paralysis. No more one country blocking the world. The empire won't like it. That's why it matters.

This is extremely interesting and worth hitting the translate button for: the context is that this leading Emirati business figure, Khalaf Al Habtoor whose company built the iconic Burj Al Arab tower in Dubai, at the forefront of UAE commercial normalisation with Israel, no fan of the Iranians, totally rejects the idea of entering the war on US/ Israel side as urged by Senator Graham. Difficult to imagine as serious a player as this departing from the private concerns of leadership….

Sometimes I think the most honest thing you can say about America is this: It is a nation of people raised to mistake global supremacy for normal life. That is why every challenge feels existential to them. That is why every rival becomes a monster. That is why every act of resistance anywhere in the world must be narrated as irrational, evil, or fanatical. Because once you are trained to see domination as baseline, equality itself feels like persecution. And that is the psychic core of exceptionalism. Not confidence. Fragility.

Me avoiding social interactions.

@MiloRussell18 @TheCinesthetic As soon as he speaks (anyway, that's not what I call a beautiful ass)

@aimlesslass @TheCinesthetic Can't agree here. Have you seen him in The Legacy? Beautiful ass.

What actor/actress instantly ruins a movie for you?

Imagine if WWIII starts with the IDF assassinating Franz Ferdinand.

A three year prison sentence will destroy your life, ruin your job, almost certainly wreck your mental health, it will impact your relationships, your children, your parents, your prospects of work, having a home, your good name - and you can’t stick a plaster on any of that.

@fesshole A 21 year old FARK thread m.fark.com/comments/12059…

I once tried to apply lipstick on my cat's butthole and got scratched for my trouble. I explained it away vaguely to the wife. The fess is I had been trying to ascertain if its actual butthole was touching the surface it was sitting on. I still don't know if it does.

Blow: Do you believe what the president said the first time they attacked saying that they had completely obliterated the Iranian campaign, which would have meant that they wouldn't have had to do this? Rantz: They started again Blows: You think they rebuilt their entire nuclear program that had been obliterated?

This is genuinely extraordinary: x.com/MicloutT/statu… Speaking is General Sir Richard Shirreff, NATO's former Deputy Supreme Allied Commander Europe. He says that the UK "should not, in any way, shape or form be involved with the Americans because they are being led by a couple of gung-ho nutters like Trump and Hegseth without a proper strategy and without serious thought about what the end state for this war is." He goes on: "Yet again we have an American president who has gone to war, a war of choice, a war of hubris frankly, without ANY [the emphasis is his] clear idea of how the war ends and without any clear strategy." He predicts that "this thing is going to go south very, very quickly." He highlights in particular just how foolish it was to kill Ayatollah Khamenei: "The idea of assassinating the Ayatollah Khamenei who was not just Iran's head of state but he was the religious symbol for Shiites worldwide. Assassinating him during the month of Ramadan is about as subtle as murdering the Pope on the steps of St Peter's in Holy Week. It will inflame the Shiite world and what you're doing by doing that is probably pushing large numbers of Iranians who might have been reconcilable, who might have thought about rising up, back into the fold of the irreconcilable."