Omokehinde Ejire

@bin_gbada We ???...who is we ?...we are not in power...or are you speaking French or something 😒

- I have seen the convoys of Ministers - I have seen the convoy of the First Lady - I have seen the convoy of Lapite - I have seen the convoys of state governors - I have seen convoys of Army generals, Comptroller generals & Director generals Nigeria isn’t poor. We’re being intentionally, wastefully & criminally mis-governed.

@MeetIjeoma Let his relationship manager know...the bank will hold the funds and fraud will start investigating the issue

Yesterday my friend received an alert of 30M from an unknown sender. Few minutes later, a strange number called him saying it was a mistake and that they would send him an account to transfer the money back. My friend told the man to come and meet him so they could go to the bank together. Since yesterday, the man hasn’t agreed… and my friend hasn’t moved either. The money is still in his account. He is scared and confused on his next move….what should he do? Repost y’all 🥺

@gurl_lambo Are you single???...if yes why don't you fall in ??

UnBothered ke?? Men are bothered like mad, Remember we have friends too that share their experiences with us too, One of my friends had wanted to marry since he clocked 25 but due to lack of finances, He has been pushing and pushing the marriage, He will be 32 soon, yet unmarried. I just pray that life becomes a lot fairer to him .

@smartnakamoura again there's a solution to the problem but not a lot of people can give a proper answer without causing blockage or slowing down the process...

@smartnakamoura Funny enough he had a second approval but the second approval might overwhelmed... again the entire HR team should have been sacked..every employee should also be pressed to use their leave and upload files should be named and crossed checked daily..using prompts....

A First Bank employee named Tijani Muiz Adeyinka worked on the electronic products team. His job gave him legitimate access to process reversals for customers. He used that access to credit merchant accounts with money that was not theirs. The fraudulent postings went to his wife's Zenith Bank account first. From there to 34 other accounts. Which then spread to 1,190 secondary accounts across multiple banks. By the time First Bank noticed and reported it to the Nigeria Police Force on March 25, 2024...the figure had grown from ₦12 billion to ₦40 billion. He was already on the run. Three court orders across Lagos and Jalingo were obtained to freeze accounts. Some of the money had already been converted to USDT through crypto traders. This is what insider fraud actually looks like in Nigerian banking. Not a dramatic hack. A staff member. A privileged function. No second authorization required. If your system allows any single person to trigger financial transactions without a second approval layer that is your vulnerability. Segregation of duties is not bureaucracy. It is what stands between your system and ₦40 billion walking out the door.

@smartnakamoura Test your product and carry out due diligence with all the various stakeholders and professionals meant to take charge once it's implemented...that's standard procedure, nothing like "head of something something knows nah"... speaking from my small experience

This actually happened. It's documented in court filings. MTN launched MoMo PSB in May 2022. One of Nigeria's most anticipated fintech products. CBN licensed. Heavily backed. Seven days after launch, a system glitch triggered 700,000 unauthorized transactions. ₦22.3 billion was transferred to 8,000 accounts across 18 Nigerian banks. MTN shut the service down on May 25 after noticing the transfers. Resumed within 24 hours. Then sued all 18 banks case No. FHC/L/CS/960/2022 to recover what was left. By the time it was over, ₦10.5 billion was gone for good. The rest recovered through courts. The painful part: This was not a sophisticated attack. It was a system integration glitch the kind that happens when you rush infrastructure to market without exhaustive edge case testing. MoMo was connected to partner bank platforms. Something in those integrations broke and you know in fintech, a broken integration does not just throw an error. It moves money. In seven days ₦22 billion gone. 700,000 transactions that were never supposed to happen. Test your integrations like lives depend on it. Because in fintech, money does.

@petezslims Finally...first time am seeing a movie on Twitter and it's on Netflix 😭

The story follows the Wilson family, led by Adelaide (Lupita Nyong'o), who are terrorized by "The Tethered” doppelgängers of themselves—in a critique of American privilege, the "other," and social division. 🎬 Us 🍿

@leodey4u This samno and big leo sabi insult person ooo...chia...all this akamu influencers just dey collect 😭😁

your own be say you no dey ever get sense, he clearly stated that his account was mass reported and restricted and that's the result but you with your trust wallet head decided to display your dumbness, when e reach time to swindle 50k meant for PR gig we go call you, for now go back to your Whatsapp group and restrategize

Good morning everyone 🙇🏽‍♂️ Someone reached out to me yesterday saying these same people also robbed him They forced him to transfer 100,000 naira from his savings to their account He contacted me to share his experience and it is really disturbing He is ready to pursue the case and has already been in contact with his lawyer I will be posting the chats and screenshots soon Please I need everyone to drop advice for him as well Let’s help him get justice and make sure this does not keep happening This is getting serious and people are really suffering Let’s keep pushing ✊🏽

Yeah, we want to see it with our eyes, sir! @TunjiDisu1 Repost massively my people 🙏

Good morning sir @TunjiDisu1, It was reported that you ordered the DPO of Satellite Town, Lagos, to bring the officers involved in that disgraceful viral video to Abuja on Wednesday, 8th April 2026, for disciplinary action. Let’s be very clear Nigerians are tired of hearing about “disciplinary actions” that nobody ever sees. For years, it has been the same empty routine: noise in the media, then silence, and suddenly the same officers are back on the streets harassing citizens like nothing happened. This time, it must be different.@PoliceNG @PoliceNG_CRU We demand that this disciplinary process be televised live on social media. Let Nigerians see real accountability for once not another round of “audio punishment” with no visible consequences. Anything short of transparency will only reinforce the belief that nothing ever truly happens to erring officers. This is not too much to ask. Nigerians are watching. Have a good Easter, but more importantly, take action that proves your leadership is not business as usual. RT.🔁❤️

@abazwhyllzz How you go mess up on 300k guy ???.. which kind people dey this country like this....300k???

Good evening everyone , After seeing the genuine feedback from some winners about the jerseys delivered, and everyone opinion on this, I’ve decided to make this right in the simplest way possible. - Firstly, I admit i messed it all up with the first action of picking winners which isn’t in my position but I’ve apologized for that. Once again, to the whole public, I have admitted and corrected my steps. - The 10 jerseys already sent were the lighter Player Version I sourced, but it’s clear they didn’t match what many expected for this giveaway. That’s on me. To fix it completely: option 1: i am willing to send the whole N300k to @_Abdulakeem_ so he can pick any vendor of his choice to get the jerseys for the winners he picked option 2: I am willing to refund the full amount received per jersey (₦20k including delivery) directly to every winner who has received one, - Those who have received it can return the jerseys with delivery fee on me. (I will fund the redelivery back to me) - The winners can then source their choice of jerseys from any vendor of their choice. so the remaining 5 will not be shipped instead, those winners will also get the cash equivalent. Either of the options he picks is cool with me. My goal was to deliver value from our Agba baller osimhen. Since expectations weren’t met according to the winners, the fairest thing is to return the funds so everyone gets exactly what they want. Big thank you to my boss,Victor Osimhen once again for the support ❤️. I appreciate the understanding and will post proof of refunds as they are processed. Let’s close this chapter positively. I don’t want to go back and forth on this anymore. @_Abdulakeem_ please reply with the option you’re picking so I can proceed. Thank you everyone 🙏🏾

@ayo_solace @Tony_Aladetuyi @_Abdulakeem_ Na idiot nah

@Tony_Aladetuyi @_Abdulakeem_ Once man dey express him anger and stand on right thing, you go dey hear “you dey do like woman” from some idiots Very stupid statement.

Abazz, you might have to go back to Osimhen’s reply to my post. He clearly stated that we should get the jersey from you. When Tife told me to ask you for the price of the jersey, you didn’t reply for a while. You came and told me the money has already been sent to you. Nobody is collecting any money from you. Your people already said the money is too big for us to handle. The selected winners said they can’t accept the money. Just as you’ve given me two options, You also have two options. 1. Get a better vendor, pay for it and he delivers it to respective winners. 2. Keep the money to yourself, it’s too big for us. Mine is to pick winners, I’ve carried out my assignment. We are not taking any money from you.

@_Abdulakeem_ GBAM 🙌🏿

@DavidHundeyin If I don offend you before abeg just forgive me...you come finish with "your eba is cold"😭....Dem go tear ACL if Dem won respond

If you're angry that I poached WAW's best reporters when I was leaving, you should ask yourself why they agreed to be poached. How did you treat them? How much were you paying them? You were paying a 27 year-old adult man N110,000/month ($80) to be a field reporter covering high risk stories including the Lekki Massacre memorial and an attempted undercover infiltration of a Chinese/Filipino scam call centre with armed security on Providence Way. This dude had a high risk full time job and he couldn't afford a place to stay. He was squatting with his friend while working full time as a investigative reporter! You couldn't even be nice to him, which costs nothing. Everyday insult upon query, to the point that he was already planning to submit his resignation, even before finding another job. When I made him an offer that came with a living wage and the promise of being treated like an actual human being with feelings, why wouldn't he jump ship? What pull factors were present to make him want to stay put? Isn't he somebody's child too? What effort did you make for WAW to be a non-toxic workplace? Or were you in fact, a pompous bunch of awful diasporans who thought they had a god given right to treat Nigerian locals as cheap labour trash, because of the small $5 you make in America? Did you regularly mock and belittle your employees to their hearing, making jest of their financial status or lack of travel? Now that I took the best talent with me and we're flying in our new project, and your organisation has clearly crumbled into a rotting mess that will soon be worth nothing, you're busy throwing tantrums, acting drama and telling lies on the TL about "David was disengaged" and "financial irresponsibility" - exactly how "irresponsible" it was mathematically possible to be while essentially working with a zero budget, nobody has explained. Enjoy your meme replies and retweets from the sub-3-digit IQ morons but remember that as always, in exactly 5 working days, none of the idiots you are performing for will remember any of this, and you will be back to being a group of clueless, pompous asshats who don't know their ass from their elbow, running a forgotten platform that only ever had any relevance because of its attachment to me. Your eba is cold. You should warm it.

@JoshHall2024 All the conspiracy always has Obama and Democrats in it😁😁...trump was fuckin and eating 13 year olds and there's actually proofs but no let focus on Obama again...the same nigga that everyone on the list hates just happen to have more conspiracy leaked out about him..ok

🚨BREAKING: 🚨 The housekeeper of former President Barack Obama has come forward to reveal that Obama was having a HOMOSEXUAL AFFAIR with his now deceased chef that the chef was about to go public with at the time that he was found dead in the water behind Obama's Martha's Vineyard estate of a supposed "accidental drowning". The death was initially determined to be A HOMICIDE by local police until The FBI, then under Joe Biden, swooped in and forced the coroner to change the cause of death to an accidental drowning, according to multiple local police sources familiar with the investigation of the chef's suspicious death. Did Barack Hussein Obama murder yet another one of his gay lovers in a desperate attempt to cover up his now widely known closet homosexuality? It doesn't take a game of Clue to figure that one out.

@oneman_official Person fit no believe say 1k go buy 10 liter oo 😁... remember my brothers and I used to save for a 300 to buy 5 liters of fuel to play hitman(agent 47), James bond, and winning 11 7/8/9 on our desktop....there was once a country called Nigeria...

Years back. My guy won 32,000. He used 1k to buy 10 liters put for his papa car. The papa had traveled for two days so we wanted to use the car cruise. As he put the car on Reverse, he hit a wall and the rear light broke. He engaged to drive and hit the front grill on a tree. Omo, I got down and ran. He, himself jeje park the car and travelled back to school.

@lolnvmtho Make the rejection mail fast too...

Hot take: receiving a rejection email from a company is way much better than silent rejection.

I think if a President fixes just one sector of the economy that works perfectly while others are still deficient, he wouldn’t need so much campaign to make the second term. Just one sector. ONE!!!!! Let’s take electricity for example. Imagine we have constant electricity and it’s been permanently fixed while other sectors still suffer, I swear majority of those insulting Tinubu today would be willing to give him the second chance. But it’s almost four years, and not even one sector improved or at the worst, is currently how he met it. I mean every sector has gone worse. WORSE FGS!!!! Every sector went worse and some of you idiots still believe he’s the right man? Eti shiereh ooo!!!!