Saad

i didn’t realize that the “hey chat” thing was about chat gpt i thought we were all talking to each other like this was a big group chat

The tallest tree was once a seed that refused to give up; your small efforts today can grow into greatness tomorrow.

poetry

*the tag of my shirt touching my neck* my brain:

my grandma just asked me if i had a boyfriend and i was like "no" and she was like "well i went to a random funeral because i was bored and that's how i met your grandfather" ??????

my friends. my friends. my friends. my friends. spring, and my friends. beaches, and my friends. little flowers, are my friends

Just a small mistake can destroy everything don’t do wrong things.

Dropped my blunt picked it back up im geeked ion gaf

you gotta cut somebody off the first time they do something weird cuz it'll only get worse.

why do people wait till the new year to cut people off? fck you right now on March 20.

I just know the 9-5 system is about to collapse very soon so do with that information what you will Just giving a heads up.

Instagram b suggesting you someone who took your babe from you

“how do people working on p@rn sets not get turned on?”

last year a guy walked into my class 20 mins late and really high and my professor asked him why he was so late and he said "I don't know I think there were more stairs than usual"

Me using my phone to find my phone My brain all this time:

i wish i could experience the love I give

Dude in the grey shirt really wanted his ass🤣

I dare you to mention a 10/10 fruit

She was just a little jealous, refusing to share her dad❤️😂

I want my woman natural..no makeup, no wigs, no bleaching, no plastic nails...JUST NATURAL!!

Mom: hope you can cook , my son has a big appetite Her: I know right he be eating my ...